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Sup there Burpees,

This week we have stories about stuff and something or other, but Matt's not listening. He has a good reason though, in fairness.

What a world we live in!

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Sup there Burpees,

This week we have stories about a Father being blown up at gender reveal party, a nun has broken corona restrictions to attend an exorcism, and if you wear glasses you don’t need the corona vaccine - YAY!

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Sup there Burpees,

This week we have stories about millionaire dogs, being too stupid for aliens to visit, babies being sold to cover hospital bills and more mad shit like that.

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Sup there Burpees,

This week we have stories about Youtube Prank Channel creators getting exactly what you'd expect them to get, a young fella who was in a coma during the entire pandemic and yet still caught Covid twice! And there's more stuff, you know how this works!

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Sup there Burpees,

This week we have stories about a woman who made up a holocaust survival story for money, why Wombats poo cubes made of poo and Matt has finally found his dream job, or a way to exploit the inventor of it.

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Sup there Burpees,

Women being tricked into showing their boobs, Capitol Hill rioter crowdfunds for her legal fees, and McDonald’s customer rings police after she was told she missed breakfast...

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Sup there Burpees,

We have stories about rabbis saying that the covid vaccines will make you gay (if you're not already), and who knew that legalising weed would lead to increased sales of junk food?

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Sup there Burpees,

We have stories about magical penis children's shows, computer hackers messing with people's chastity toys and Elon Musk trying to look like he cares while avoiding tax.

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Sup there Burpees,

The first one of 2021 and we have stories all about Cow burp catchers, Chinese spaceships, Donald Trump being a sausage and more!

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Sup there Burpees,

Apologies for the unannounced break, but this time of year is mental for Matt's job and with all the lockdown and not lockdown business that's going on it just sort of got away from us.

But we're here with a look back on some of the weirder stories of 2020, in what was an absolute mind and body fuck of a year.
Some stuff we've mentioned through the year and lots that we missed.

We hope you're all safe and had a great holiday time and here's to 2021 being less of a butt violation than last year!

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