Catch up on this week’s Newsish to hear Seann and Peter Crouch – oops we mean Mark – get clued up on gender roles, Russia and of course whatever German Rob has on his mind. Seann’s mum couldn’t make it to the show this week, but thank god for Seann’s Dad who told us the sports news in record time… On the phone we spoke to Simon Evans who talked to the boys about his your ‘Genius’ believing in aliens, before giving us an overly informative weather report. Perfect!

This week Seann and Mark discuss Ant McPartlin (how could they not), putting things up private areas and the average height of a Ukrainian woman. Seann’s mum joined in the bum related banter and gave us an update on the family dog. To do the weather report this week, we had Marlon Davis step up to tell us its too cold to leave the house. Agreed…

Click here to download your favourite news programme from your favourite two comedians. This week Seann and Mark discuss Russia, Nerve Agents and Theresa May's punishment for Putin. With a detailed description of some frogs from Seann's mum and a weather report from comedian Tez Ilyas, who is going on tour this month. For tickets to his gigs, head to tezilyas.com

Seann is back from LA and luckily for you, we have another episode of News-ish for you to download. This week, Seann and Mark discuss Seann’s trip to Courtney Cox’s house, the ludicrous nature of competitive cycling and Mark’s questionable knowledge of Rohypnol. If you’re looking for quality news coverage, do not listen to this episode of News-ish.

Have you ever wanted to be black? Seann Walsh and Mark Simmons attempt to dissect this and other existential questions on this week’s episode of News-ish. Bobby Mair provides the weather report from his living room in Streatham Hill because he wanted to chat about his upcoming tour, Loudly Insecure. Go to www.bobbymair.net for tickets. (It used to be www.bobbymair.com but Bobby forgot to pay for the website… Click at your peril!)

Synopsis: If you separated from a partner, would you keep the dog or the house? Seann and Mark delve into this and other pertinent questions on this week’s episode of Newsish.

They discuss Ant McPartlin's divorce from his wife, the liquidation of Carillion and frightening carbon dioxide levels.

This week's weather report comes from comedian Tom Stade, who is going on tour in March. For tickets, head to http://tomstade.co.uk/live/

New Year, New You! Mark has given up alcohol completely and Seann has given up alcohol… sort of… Welcome to Newsish!

In the first show of 2018 your favourite news anchors attempt to muddle through the cabinet reshuffle, an Arsenal footballer filming his laughing gas experience on Snapchat and H&M’s apology for their so-called racist ‘Monkey’ hoodie.

Download this episode of Newsish for a very pooey special. If you have a delicate stomach, then this might be one to avoid as this week Seann and Mark cover laxatives, hotel toilets and ‘the runs’…

This week’s weather presenter is Julian Deane, oneliner comic and arena veteran!

Seann and Mark are back with an intellectual analysis of the latest Brexit negotiations. They can’t quite make it over the first hurdle, as neither of them know what DUP stands for…

Seann’s mum is back with the latest update on her neighbour’s affair, but Seann’s dad isn’t on the show this week because he popped down the bookies. Classic.

A very very hungover Carl Donnelly provides us with the most useless weather report to date. He will not be invited back.

It’s a Royal Wedding Special! In honour of Prince Harry and Meghan Merkel’s engagement, Seann and Mark try to work out who is next in line to the throne. They also hear about Seann’s mum’s neighbour who is having an affair with someone 20 years her junior. This must be the best gossip we’ve had since the show started.