Every week, Sami Shah (ABC, The Gadfly)—comedian, journalist, and award-winning writer of words—breaks down the biggest stories with just enough sarcasm to keep us from screaming into the void.

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This Week:

• Jewish and Muslim communities are fighting over whose discrimination is worse, instead of uniting against the actual racists. Who wins?
• Trump called Zelensky a "dictator" and blamed him for Russia invading Ukraine. Meanwhile, Putin’s celebrating and Europe’s losing its mind. But Trump’s too busy demanding Ukraine’s rare minerals to care.

QUOTE OF THE WEEK

"Trump will blame Pearl Harbor for antagonising the Japanese pilots by floating there so provocatively."

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NEWS WEAKLY – 144 (8th February, 2025)

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📅 Date: March 21st, 6:30pm

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TOP STORIES OF THE WEEK

🚨 Do as Trump says but don’t do as Trump do be do!

All that, and more, on NEWS WEAKLY!

QUOTE OF THE WEEK:

"We’ve had to say that Israel isn’t an apartheid state, it’s just a state that’s committing apartheid. It isn’t committing genocide in Gaza, it just says it wants to and acts like it wants to. And now this won’t be US and Israel committing ethnic cleansing, it’ll just be a general cleansing of one ethnicity."

EPISODE SUMMARY:

🗺️ From the River to the Casino, News Now…

Remember when people said Israel wasn’t going to take over Gaza? Well, surprise! That’s exactly what’s happening! Pro-Israel voices who dismissed concerns of annexation now have the same credibility as a guy swearing he doesn't watch porn. Meanwhile, Trump voters who thought he’d be softer on Gaza than Biden are discovering that ‘5% of the population left’ is somehow worse than ‘100% of the population bombed’.

Trump’s latest grand idea? The United States should take control of Gaza, because nothing screams stability like an American occupation. While Netanyahu struggles to hide his glee, even Trump’s own press secretary had to issue an immediate "What he meant was…" statement. But don’t worry, Trump himself clarified in the best way possible—with a deranged social media post about turning Gaza into a luxury development project.

Meanwhile, the Arab states have condemned Trump’s statement, but let’s be honest—the Arab states are as reliable as a weather app predicting Melbourne’s forecast. And while some optimists still think Trump is just saying things, history tells us when authoritarians move fast and break things, they don’t rebuild them with democratic values in mind.

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NEWS WEAKLY – 1st February, 2025

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The show is on March 21st at 6:30pm at Comedy Republic, Melbourne.

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TOP STORIES OF THE WEEK

🚨 Nothing good ever happens in a caravan!

🚨 Trump wants Hamas to have more babies!

🚨 You can’t spell China without A and I!

All that, and just a little bit more, on NEWS WEAKLY!

QUOTE OF THE WEEK:

"If it looks like a hate crime, smells like a hate crime, and involves explosives targeting a synagogue, there’s a fairly high chance it’s not a quirky art installation."

EPISODE SUMMARY:

🔴 Explosive Discourse, News Now…

A caravan full of explosives, a synagogue on the target list, and some TikTok drifters caught in the middle—Australia’s antisemitic attacks are either the worst-organized hate crimes in history or proof that someone is paying people to be Nazis. Meanwhile, Peter Dutton continues his one-man mission to make everything worse.

🎭 Lights, Camera, Prisoner Exchange, News Now…

The Gaza ceasefire continues, with more hostages and prisoners swapped, while Hamas turns every handover into a Broadway production. Netanyahu, not to be outdone, delays releases for maximum drama, because in this conflict, optics matter more than human lives. Meanwhile, Israel keeps arresting more Palestinians just in case they need a fresh batch for future swaps, and America wants Hamas to use less contraception.

🔥 Swedes Didn’t Start the Fire, News Now…

Sweden’s most controversial amateur arsonist, Salwan Momika, has been shot dead, and now everyone is using his death to confirm their worst fears.

🤖 My AI is Cheaper Than Your AI, News Now…

Nvidia, once the golden god of AI stocks, just lost $600 billion in market value—because China’s AI game just levelled up. DeepSeek made waves with a cost-effective AI model, then Alibaba swooped in with something even better than GPT-4. Meanwhile, Trump isn’t thrilled about America losing its AI dominance, but instead of doing something productive, he’s probably going to start a trade war with China instead.

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News Weakly – Episode 142 – 24th January 2025

TOP STORIES OF THE WEEK

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was MAGA!

Also, the government solves antisemitism!

All that, and more, on News Weakly!

Summary:

This week, News Weakly plunges into the biblical chaos of Trump’s inauguration as he resurrects 1500 January 6th rioters and brings an unholy mix of executive orders to life, from TikTok bans to climate carnage. Meanwhile, antisemitic incidents in Australia rise, with an investigation uncovering a dark twist: hate outsourced to paid actors. Yes, bigotry is apparently on payroll now. Sami Shah unpacks it all with biting satire and the sharp edge of truth.

Quote of the Week:

"Nothing screams 'commitment to the cause' like subcontracting your racism."

Stay Tuned for More:

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For the full breakdown of the stories shaping your world—and ruining your faith in humanity—catch the latest episode of News Weakly!

Sami Shah is a multi-award-winning comedian, writer, journalist, and broadcaster.

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News Weakly Episode 141 – 18th January, 2025

Join Sami Shah as he punches the news in the headlines weakly! This episode dives into the latest on the Gaza ceasefire negotiations and Peter Dutton's "Back on Track" campaign strategy.

Top Stories of the Week

Ceasing to Cease Fire

Hamas and Netanyahu might be edging closer to an agreement that could stop the bloodshed – at least temporarily. But is this deal about hostages and humanity, or just egos and political survival?

Back Off Track

Peter Dutton’s campaign slogan sounds like a railway PSA, but it’s aimed at derailing Labor’s momentum. Sami breaks down the slogans, culture wars, and pithy phrases Dutton hopes will steer Australia into his corner.

Quote of the Week

“Maybe his plan to help with the cost of living crisis is all the money we’ll save on flags.”

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Sami Shah is a multi-award-winning comedian, writer, journalist, and broadcaster.

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News Weakly – Episode Notes – 11th January, 2025

This Week’s Punchlines in the Headlines: Trump goes full Risk with a bizarre annexation plan, LA faces literal hellfire while Steve Guttenberg makes a surprising cameo, Zuckerberg taps out on fact-checking but not on his MMA delusions, and Justin Trudeau says "au revoir" to the Canadian Dream.

Top Stories of the Week:

1. Trump’s Anschluss Ambitions: Donald Trump’s pre-inauguration antics take a surreal turn as he announces plans to annex Greenland, the Panama Canal, and parts of Canada. We unpack the logic—or lack thereof—behind his geopolitical Monopoly game.
2. Flame of Thrones: The LA fires wreak havoc, claiming homes, billions in damages, and even some celebrity anonymity. Steve Guttenberg gets unrecognised, but Hollywood’s burning continues.
3. Meta Taps Out: Mark Zuckerberg ends Meta’s fact-checking program and appoints Dana White as his fact-checker, but not in the way you’d expect.
4. Justin Time to Leave: The rise and fall of Justin Trudeau, Canada’s progressive poster boy. From yoga poses to blackface scandals, we chart his complicated legacy.

Quote of the Week:

“Justin Trudeau’s time as Prime Minister has officially come to an end. And like the maple syrup Canada is famous for, his tenure started sweet but ended in a sticky mess.”

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"Historic Anticipation" by Paul Mottram.

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NEWS WEAKLY – 4th January, 2025

This week on News Weakly, Sami Shah kicks off the new year by questioning what even counts as terrorism anymore, breaking down Labor’s attempts to scare voters into loving Medicare, and saying goodbye to two world leaders who somehow managed to avoid causing the downfall of democracy.

Top Stories of the Week:

1. White Guys Can’t Terrorism

Two terrorist attacks in the US reveal that anyone – even a Tesla-driving Trump supporter – can now join the ranks of extremists, leaving Republicans struggling to decide whether the real enemy is ISIS or Granny Smith apples.

2. Labor Digs Up Old Campaign Tactics

Labor revives their favourite election scarecrow – MediScare – with a new spin on an old warning: if Peter Dutton wins, say goodbye to Medicare and hello to $7 GP visits and scary hospital bills.

3. Dead Presidents (And Prime Ministers)

Jimmy Carter and Manmohan Singh pass away, reminding the world that not all leaders end their terms with fascist uprisings. Sometimes, you just retire and quietly build houses.

Quote of the Week:

“What is this diversity and inclusion in terrorism?” – Sami reflects on the unsettling fact that terrorism is no longer the exclusive domain of angry brown guys with student visas.

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NEWS WEAKLY – 21 Dec, 2024

This week, Sami Shah is untangling the dramas behind an Olympian's defamation threats and Bluey's cinematic debut. Join the satire as Sami breaks down Australia’s cultural priorities with humour, insight, and a little existential despair.

Top Stories of the Week:

1. Breaking Badly: How Raygun managed to turn Olympic mediocrity into a full-blown musical lawsuit.
2. Bluey’s Big Screen Bark: Can a cartoon dog save Brisbane’s animation industry and Australian kids’ TV?

Quote of the Week:

"I mean, I thought my understanding of relationships going into my last marriage was very strong too, but there I was a few weeks later Googling 'how quickly can you get divorced?'"

Enjoy News Weakly? Keep us going by supporting the podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/samishah. Every contribution helps keep us ad-free and committed to bringing you the sharpest satire.

Sami Shah is a multi-award-winning comedian, writer, journalist, and broadcaster.

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NEWS WEAKLY – 14th December, 2024

This week, Sami Shah dives into Melbourne’s synagogue attack, Australia’s tech tax aimed at social media giants, and the seismic shifts in Syria following the Assad regime’s collapse. With sharp wit and in-depth analysis, Sami breaks down the news, punches up the headlines, and brings a satirical lens to another chaotic week.

Top Stories of the Week:

1. Synagogue Firestorm

Was it arson, terrorism, or just a chance for politicians to grandstand? Melbourne’s Adass Israel Synagogue attack sparks controversy, confusion, and questionable calls for protest bans.

2. Taxing the Tech Titans

The government proposes a “pay or play” tax for social media companies to fund journalism. But is it really about saving small-town newspapers or propping up big media monopolies?

3. Syria Later

As the Assad regime collapses, celebrations turn to chaos. HTS steps in with promises of mercy and diversity, while regional powers move in for their slice of the pie.

Quote of the Week:

“Albanese’s gotta have a better response to problems than just banning things. He’s really putting the ‘ban’ in ‘Al-ban-ese.’”

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NEWS WEAKLY – 07th Dec, 2024

News Weakly, hosted by multi-award-winning comedian, writer, and broadcaster Sami Shah, is Australia’s sharpest news satire podcast. This week, Sami unpacks corporate greed, political chaos, and Middle Eastern conflicts with his signature wit and insight.

Top Stories of the Week:

1. Woolies Workers Strike Back

Sami takes on Woolworths’ union clashes, CEO salaries, and the Fair Work Commission’s controversial decisions. Is this a win for corporate greed or a wake-up call for worker rights?

2. When a Coup Isn’t a Coup

South Korea’s martial law fiasco and France’s government collapse reveal the political chaos gripping global powers.

3. Things Get Scary in Syria

The Syrian civil war reignites with new twists, leaving us all wondering: does anyone care about the Kurds?

Quote of the Week:

"It’s sweet how worried Woolworths’ CEO is about customers not being able to overpay for basic essentials."

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About News Weakly and Sami Shah:

News Weakly is Australia’s leading news satire podcast, delivering biting commentary on politics, culture, and global affairs. Hosted by Sami Shah, the show combines comedy, fact-checked journalism, and sharp social insight, making it the go-to podcast for fans of news satire and comedy.

Sami Shah is a multi-award-winning comedian, writer, journalist, and broadcaster.

For more: http://thesamishah.com

Theme music "Historic Anticipation" by Paul Mottram.

This podcast is written, hosted, and produced by Sami Shah.

Why Listen to News Weakly?

• Australia’s funniest news satire podcast.
• Fact-checked commentary on the week's top stories.
• A fresh, comedic take on politics and current affairs.

Listen, laugh, and stay informed with News Weakly!

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