Temporary Democracy, Permanent Consequences

This week on News Weakly, grief turns into legislation at speed, history offers an inconvenient warning, and Australia tests whether banning protest actually makes anyone safer.

“You don’t delete anger by banning protest. You just move it somewhere else.”

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Sami Shah is a multi-award-winning comedian, writer, journalist, and broadcaster.

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NEWS WEAKLY – 20 Dec, 2025

TOP STORIES OF THE WEEK

A national tragedy becomes a political talking point

Also, why the antisemitism plan didn’t come with a time machine

All that, and more, on News Weakly.

Quote of the Week

“You can’t spend a decade attacking the fire brigade and then act shocked when the hose pressure isn’t what you wanted.”

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NEWS WEAKLY – Episode 191

Conditional Condolences

17th December, 2025

This week on News Weakly, Sami Shah delivers a long-form editorial on the Bondi attack and the reaction that followed, focusing not on the crime itself but on the way grief gets filtered, qualified, and politically managed online.

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TEENS UNPLUGGED, NATION UNBOTHERED

RECEIPT OF THE WEEK

BEHIND BARS AND BEYOND SCRUTINY

BETTING ON THE APOCALYPSE

“Advertising people will arrive like seagulls at a chip shop.”

Sami Shah is a multi-award-winning comedian, writer, journalist, and broadcaster.

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SOUTHEAST ASIA SINKS WHILE THE WORLD SCROLLS!

ALSO, DUMBASS IN THE DONBAS!

AND, THE AUSTRALIAN DEFENCE FORCE DEFENDS ITSELF FROM THE INDEFENSIBLE!

All that and more on News Weakly!

Hello and welcome to News Weakly, where we punch the news in the headlines weakly. I’m Sami Shah, a journalist and comedian who still hasn’t got his Christmas shopping sorted and is now starting to fully panic.

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Top Stories of the Week

• Joyce Makes A Choice
• Niqab-solutely Not Helping
• Fraudshore Processing
• Inferno of Neglect

Quote of the Week

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“That is not peace, that is a diet war.”

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Sami Shah is a multi-award-winning comedian, writer, journalist, and broadcaster.

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A special commemoration of my 20 years in standup comedy. Bit of a weird episode this one! Hope you enjoy it!

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NEWS WEAKLY 185 — 8th November 2025

One Dick Less in the World!

Don’t Mess with the Zohran!

Platforms of Our Discontent!

Streaming the Nation!

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I’m doing a one-night-only 20th anniversary stand-up show:

You'd Think After 20 Years I'd Be Better At This

13 Nov, 6:30pm — Comedy Republic (Melbourne)

Tickets via comedyrepublic.com.au.

The Artist Formerly Known as Prince Andrew

Ceasefire Withdrawal Symptoms Erupt

Sudan’ed If You Do, Sudan’ed If You Don’t

You Can’t Spell Sussan Without SS

Babies, Barnaby & Bullshit

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Theme music ‘Historic Anticipation’ by Paul Mottram

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