NFL 20

NFL20 reaches the grand old 3-0, and Amberish and Andrew celebrate by, erm, talking about NFL.

This

week you'll hear interesting facts about the human body and the

football fans of LA. We take an in-depth look at a trio of games from

the week that was Week 1, and Amberish heroically whizzes through the

rest of those games, leaving a destructive trail of jokes in his wake.

Then,

naturally, the boyz look forward to the Saints @ Panthers, Seahawks @

Titans and Chiefs @ Chargers tilts. Statistical probabilities of victory

are of course provided, but not before we reveal our second

DESEAN/SHONE/SHAUN OF THE WEEK winner!

Thanks to all who listen,

and responding to fan feedback which felt that Ep 29 left out too much

of the endearing banter and bullshit that NFL20 is known for, the guys

have chucked all that stuff right back in! Rock 'n roll!

Don't forget everyone, you can tweet us @nfl_20, or email us over 140 characters of abuse at [email protected]. Be like Marta.

Peace out.

Welcome back the fourth biggest NFL studs in the Greater Whetstone area!!

That's

right it's Ep 29 of the NFL 20 podcast, Greater Whetstone's fourth most

irregular NFL show. After popular demand (three people) demanded our

return, we decided to shake off the long, boring off-season, and ignore

that snoozeworthy Super Bowl, and get back into action with Week 1

reviews, including the Monday night games which hadn't happened at the

time of recording. We called the Saints @ Vikings game slightly wrong,

but give Amberish credit for pretty much nailing the Chargers @ Broncos

matchup!

Elsewhere, we announce some actual fan-mail (from a GIRL

no less), cover Brock Osweiler's handsomeness, and unveil a

semi-exciting new weekly award. And if that wasn't enough, we even

preview some fiery Week 2 matchups- Patriots @ Saints, Packers @

Falcons, and the Super Bowl preview Eagles @ Chiefs, complete with bettings odds guaranteed to win you money!*. Who needs David

Johnson when you have Amberish and Andrew- two fantasy studs! Bwaargh.

This bumper one hour episode goes out to all our loyal fans. Hang about until the end to hear Andrew work remedial tiger penis medicine into an NFL joke! S'brilliant I tell you.

p.s. sorry we didn't make an episode for nine months.

*not guaranteed

It's here- NFL20 Ep 28!

A mere 2 or 3 weeks after our last pod, Whetstone's fourth biggest NFL studs are back with more American Foozball goodness.

This

week it's about the Wildcard previews, as teams good and shit from all

over the NFL fight over who gets to lose to New England. Even Minnesota

has its part to play. Featuring as usual are some terrible puns, two of

which we apologize for (and many which we don't). Who's that Other Guy

in Oakland's backfield? Will A-A-ron Rodgers outclass Eli in the cold?

How in the world can Miami keep up with the Steelers? And just how will

ex-basketball player John Fant hold up against a sterling Detroit pass

rush? We don't know any of this, but we guessed.

Also included is

a free guaranteed* money-making scheme known as Amberish's Superbowl

probabilities. Which is ironic because Amberish received a scam phone

call during the making of this pod. But our man has shrugged off the

heated attentions of 'Kate Mark' at 'Digital Network Services' and laid

down the percentages of each team winning the Superb Owl, and one team

has come out on top. By quite a long way. And it ain't Miami.

Live long and prosper!

*not guaranteed

Welcome to Ep 27, NFL20 fanboys!

Due to Amberish being utterly swamped with wearing pyjamas, and deciding which pyjamas to wear, he was unable to edit this week's pod. It has unfortunately fallen to me, Andrew, the professional editor, to do it AGAIN. Bloody foreigners.

This week we begin with some antipasti, a delicious meat board of last week's amazing Week 10 games. There's no baloney on this board, it's like constant bresaola. Bresaola kicks ass.

Then, we preview some of Week 11's classiest games- Baltimore @ Dallas, Houston @ Oakland (@ Mexico) and Philly @ Seattle. Find out the definitive facts* on how the Cowboys will handle the Prescott/Romo situation, how Carson Wentz will fare in Boom Town (complete with interruption from Richard 'The Best' Sherman) and what the hell an 80s German pop song has to do with Brock Osweiler and his adventures in Meheeco.

As if that wasn't enough, we'll also be making you tonnes of guaranteed money** by jacking into the sci-fi world of Amberish's game-prediction system to figure out probable winners for all 8 divisions! It's a lot of hard work we're all grateful we don't have to do, just like bin man Blake Bortles's job.

All that and not much more on a bumper episode of the NFL20 Podcast! 

Thanks to BioWare and Nena for totally giving us permission to use their wonderful music in this episode.

*not facts really, our opinion

** #notguaranteed

laugh-centric intro sets the theme for the episode. Amberish writes up

some comedy gold and manages to zip through all 16 NFC teams'

offseasons in a nutshell in around 3 mins- a new NFL media record. The

question- did we ask Fleetwood Mac if we could use their song while we

did it?  I'll say to you what my girlfriend said to me- you shouldn't

have to ask, you should just know.

Bengals @ Jets, Giants @ Cowboys, Patriots @ Cardinals (featuring a

mention for little known Patriots practice squadder Manny Bennett. Also apologies to white person Sebastian Vollmer- we confused you, multiple times, for white person Nate Solder), and

of course LA @ San Fran, the only game that matters this week.

we delve into our future-predictive capabilities by making some

outrageous calls on the Panthers @ Broncos game. Which hall of famer

turns up hawking Papa Johns? And which starting quarterback will be

mercilessly gunned down by law enforcement? (hint- it's the black one).

laugh-centric intro sets the theme for the episode. Amberish writes up

some comedy gold and manages to zip through all 16 NFC teams'

offseasons in a nutshell in around 3 mins- a new NFL media record. The

question- did we ask Fleetwood Mac if we could use their song while we

did it?  I'll say to you what my girlfriend said to me- you shouldn't

have to ask, you should just know.

Bengals @ Jets, Giants @ Cowboys, Patriots @ Cardinals (featuring a

mention for little known Patriots practice squadder Manny Bennett. Also apologies to white person Sebastian Vollmer- we confused you, multiple times, for white person Nate Solder), and

of course LA @ San Fran, the only game that matters this week.

we delve into our future-predictive capabilities by making some

outrageous calls on the Panthers @ Broncos game. Which hall of famer

turns up hawking Papa Johns? And which starting quarterback will be

mercilessly gunned down by law enforcement? (hint- it's the black one).

Hiiiii-dee-hoowww!

It's time for NFL20 Episode 25, in which

Amberish and Andrew rip through the entire conference like a big, sexy

fire, recapping all the major free agency and draft moves the teams have

been making.

Find out the root of why Amberish says 'Mike

Waaaaaaallace' in that weird way he does, and how Andrew looks like a

tennis ball these days. Not to mention- the inside track on how the

division standings will end up, thanks to Amberish and his

Predictor-tron simulating the season 500 times! The man is never wrong*!

Episode also includes a record-breaking number of wicked musical interludes, which we totally got the licence for.

*sometimes they don't work

Welcome to NFL20 Ep 24!

Well, well. It's Superbowl time, and

after taking the piss out of the Pro Bowl, we get right into our

predictions. Denver or Carolina? What about Cam's pants? And where does

Peyton like to throw the ball? You don't know, but Not-So-Special-Guest

Alex Kay does!

Elsewhere we find out other vital information such

as; the true lineup of the Backstreet Boys, why Alex Kay has been

writing about Dick Moves, and some speculation on Deion Sanders's

wardrobe rep.

All in all, a great way to end the season. Apart from when we (maybe) put together an end of season/ draft special.

Welcome to NFL20 Ep 23!

Yes, after another

mini-hiatus super-studs Andrew and Amberish are back. Amberish is

finally back in the UK, meaning no more Skype podcasts, and you can

clearly tell the difference in audio quality (totally).

This week

we look at THE DIVISIONAL ROUND, as well as the Wild Card matches that

just happened. Dirty, dirty Pittsburgh and 27th-ranked Washington get handled, while our detailed analysis for Carolina v Seattle goes as far as naming one, then all three of the surfaces on which that game will be played. On the way to predicting our Divisional winners we find out some interesting facts about the

inventor of Segways, and Amberish's system odds on who'll win the

Superb-Owl.

Caution, like every other piece of media released in the last 6 months, contains Star Wars spoilers.

Welcome back to the

NFL20 Podcast!

After another ‘brief’

hiatus, Whetstone’s (fourth) finest NFL minds are back with our FOURTH (not

third like Andrew said in the pod itself) episode of the season. In Week 11.

Naturally.

This installment sees the

return of various joyous NFL20 tropes old and new. Amberish gets to rip Rob

Ryan properly this time. There’s a mention of the famous 37-Burger, as well as

ghostly Hakeem Nicks alter-ego Akiem Hicks, and the return of our

perhaps-confusing use of James Bond actors to denote how well Andy Dalton is

playing*.

Elsewhere Andrew bets

that Peyton Manning will never play again, we learn a fascinating factoid about

baked beans, hear some outlandish Superb-Owl picks (not really) and our fans

create an almighty ruckus all episode long- by which we mean Andrew’s laptop

fans, and he couldn’t remember how to reduce the noise. Trust me, you get used

to it eventually.

Are you ready for some

PODBAAALLL??!?!

*It’s a Timothy Dalton

reference, Sean Connery being the highest rating on the James Bond scale and

George Lazenby being the lowest. This scale can only be applied to Andy Dalton,

or I suppose if another quarterback comes in the league with a Bond actor’s

surname like…Dave Brosnan or something.