After another brutal 2-3 week, the Parlaiy boys are back to lick their wounds. But first, a rare win! We get a cold-call from Scotty's 77-year-old dad live from Vegas to celebrate him finally popping his sports betting cherry—a journey that took him from "pissed off at you for giving him the wrong team" to the pure joy of a Monday night win.

The losses inspire our official "Complaints" segment, where Ernie demands the NFL adopt soccer's penalty system for pass interference. Scotty, however, tackles the real crisis plaguing the league: "What happened to manners?" We're officially on the hunt for a single player who will just say "thank you" to the water boy.

We wrap with our Week 11 "Locker Landmine" picks to avoid and the bets we (and the 7-and-6 AI simulation) actually like. Hit play before you make a bet your 77-year-old dad would call "crap."