How bad is our betting record? We asked AI, and it confirmed "winning an Olympic medal is more possible" than our co-host Jay's legendary 1-and-9 streak. Welcome to the NFL betting support group that's masquerading as a podcast.

This week, the crew tries to redeem their last shred of dignity in the ultimate "Man vs. Machine" showdown, pitting their terrible gut feelings (like picking a team with zero justification) against the parlay.com simulator. It's a 5-team parlay built on pure chaos, brotherly insults, and a desperate hope to finally cash a ticket.

Plus, Fern enters the "Wormhole of Flavor" to review... lentil soup? Hit play to hear the Week 11 picks that are almost guaranteed to go spectacularly wrong.