Tired of expert NFL analysis that actually makes sense? Join Scotty V and Big E for a masterclass in how not to bet on football, where the only thing lower than our win rate is our tolerance for half-filled protein tubs. This week, we attempt to salvage our dignity (and bank accounts) with Week 17 picks while tackling life’s truly important debates: Is a $300 karaoke machine a valid mid-life crisis purchase? Do Pringles actually taste worse now? And why are mechanical bulls suddenly invading your local gym?

Come for the football picks, stay for the absolute chaos of two guys trying to justify buying frozen pizza over cooking dinner. Featuring a breakdown of a liquor store prank involving a fake snake that nearly sent a man to the afterlife and a heated discussion on whether "Ernie" is a roast-worthy name. Click play before Scotty V spends his imaginary $25,000 winnings on something even stupider than a karaoke machine!