Nature's antidepressant...is meaningful football. Week 1 is finally here.

We usually agree about most things, but we have some particular feelings about the Niners adjusting Jimmy G's contract and keeping him in the wings behind Trey Lance. We chat about Aaron Donald swinging helmets and other stuff too.

11 games and fine for Watson as the NFL and NFLPA reach a settlement. Madden 23's here and we're playing that shit. Rodgers is calling out his young receivers. We're oh so close to regular season.

Ohhhh. You mean "middle linebacker?" We also talk about Watson starting week 1 of the preseason, Hard Knocks with the Lions, Smith wanting out of Chicago, and other shit too!

Watson's handed a six-game suspension. The NFL plans to appeal. Rodgers is tripping on psychedelics. Kyler doesn't have to study anymore. Hall of Fame Game returns, and with it....fotball. All this and more!

Thank the maker! Training Camp is back in session and providing comfort from the damning horrors of the real world. Deshaun is still playing. Rodgers is cosplaying. Kyler loves video games. Listen for more!

Watson updates, Del Rio's comments, Ram's Salary Cap finessing and more!

Luke's audio's a little shot out. Forgive us for our sins, pls. Aedan is certain the Vikings were fleeced in the draft and certain doom awaits them. Have fun!

While Luke's away, the mice will play! Aedan & T are back to give their two cents about who's going where in this year's NFL Draft! Let the glorious speculation begin!

Brady retires Arians, Gronk blasts the Pats brass and Luke coughs up a lung on coffee somewhere in between.