I now understand grouchy older guys. Grok: Language is political. Nick Shirley, young Mormon YouTuber! Somalis, Tim Walz, Maduro, and fake UPS crime.

The Hake Report, Tuesday, January 6, 2026 AD

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(0:00:00) Start

(0:02:42) 🎥 Trash, Disclaimer

(0:04:27) 🎶 Hey, guys! Hake tees

(0:07:07) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: Trying to make you r—cist. Reprobate…

(0:10:35) 🎥 DAVID: Trump: “garbage.” Robbery! CA!

(0:15:55) DAVID: Holiday / B-day crisis

(0:17:00) DAVID: Fake UPS home incident, MN, Jan 2024

(0:21:48) DAVID: Tim Walz, Judge Sarah West… SICK OF IT, OLD, GRUMPY

(0:26:14) DAVID: Obama lies

(0:27:17) Language and spelling changes over time — kissing up

(0:36:01) Shibboleth per Grok

(0:37:44) 💬 Coffee: Mike, don’t know, MTG, Miller, Share the wealth

(0:42:44) 💬 Coffees: Cesar…

(0:46:09) 📞 GREGGATRON, Midwest: Nick Shirley, Somalis

(0:50:08) GREGG: Nick Shirley just a normal guy, YouTuber

(0:53:30) GREGG: MLK, Chad O. Jackson, refreshing

(0:55:54) 💬 Supers… Coffee: Caledonian Elixir podcast, upcoming appearance?

(1:03:48) 📞 JAIME, MN: Coon Rapids incident

(1:11:13) JAIME: Voting Tim Walz, Republicans no better. Klobuchar.

(1:13:10) JAIME: Communist-Socialist USA…

(1:16:43) 📞 ART, OH: food stamps, scams, political “leaders”

(1:20:18) ART: Venezuela, female leaders, Delta Force, DEI is not offensive

(1:24:57) 📞 RICK, Hampton, VA: Maduro capture, Anger’s blindness

(1:30:10) Nick up next… 💬 Supers…

(1:31:58) 💬 Popcorn: “Defunded?” DEI election?

(1:38:47) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Praise for Art. JLP interviews.

(1:41:46) ALLEN: “It takes a village”? Govt daycare?! Kindergarten?!

(1:44:31) ALLEN: Public utility women.

(1:46:41) 🚫 JERMAINE, Canada, not there!

(1:47:04) 📞 ANTHONY, CA: Mamdani NYE spotlights: Hamas flag references?

(1:51:03) ANTHONY: Venezuela, Iranian safehouse?

(1:53:37) Outro

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