Put on some plaid and polish those croquet mallets, we are plotting a complete takeover of Westerburg High. That’s right! Tonight we are taking a look at 1988’s seminal dark comedy classic, Heathers. First however, we make a brief stop at the Snappy Snack Shack for a slushie and to dish over the 2018 Oscar Nominations. How very “very.” Oddly enough, we turn this “campy mockumentary” into a scholarly dissection of the glamorization of teenage suicide. Well, f&#k us gently with a chainsaw! Who would have thought we could be pretty, popular, and intelligent? Anyway, lick up this episode Heather. Lick…it…up! But, remember, Bulimia is so 97’.
Tonight on the Marquee:
An Angst Filled Diary Entry from Veronica Sawyer
Five Highly Edited Brechtian Minutes of HQ Trivia
Our Jaded Opinions on the 2018 Oscar Nominations
How Much Does Meryl Streep Pay Her Snipers?
Matt Does Jonathan Dirty
Smirnoff Ice and “Kegel” Stands
Highlander Heather Hierarchy Extravaganza
Is Moby Dick Literal?
Teenage Suicide: “Just Don’t Do It!”
Where’s Our Charmed Reboot?
Spaghetti With Extra Oregano
Corn Nuts…Plain or BQ?
"I’m here to hold your hand and guide you through the Forest of the Symbolism of Color.” – Why is Jonathan such a “Megabitch?”
“Heller!” – Tyler Perry’s Madea
“Blow job…sorry, I mean oral sex.” – Matt’s favorite sight gag/great save.
"Our love is God." – Truly romantic or absolute boner killer.
“If Ed McMahon gave you five million dollars two days before the alien apocalypse, what would you spend it on?”
Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420
Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G
