Let me just say, shimmer lotion & 🍆 do not go together. 🫣🫣🫣

Late 20’s crisis?! Oh yeah, u betcha.

Sheesh.

Hi. Welcome. Don’t be this man please? Cause that’s trash behavior.

For the love of all that is holy, pleaseeee, please please listen in for some tips about that & fingeringggg. Bcuz I’m over whack game.

Reviewing my new rose quartz Crystal D and giving some pointers for some of those who have never tried anything with the Crystal s*x toys.

Does this happen to anybody else? Has anybody else felt like they would get nagged 2 ☠️? Do u also hate being woken up at the ass-crack of dawn on a Sunday?

Meh. Listen or don’t. 😂😂☠️. I’m too tired to write a description

When it comes to hook-ups with really good 🍆, do u deal with quickies? Do U move on? What would u do?

Mmmmm no. I don’t feel like it. So either listen to the chaos or don’t