NIMBLE URBAN SURVIVOR

In this special edition episode, Nick tackles several issues that hard working humans are facing today. From how to survive having to go back to the office after COIVD to your son snitching you out to the cops over your drug business. This episode will win a Governor's award from a porn star. 

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 if you're a big fan of the NFL then this episode is for you. Because one of the biggest saddest things that NFL fans have to deal with is the void of having no football when the season is over. Almost makes summer an awful season because there's no football. In this episode, Nick tackles this historic disturbance and has solutions on how to survive this void and enjoy the off-season in a true NFL-style fashion. He even has $1 trillion sports bar idea which can quench the thirst of any NFL fans void past or present. So tune in to this episode because it's gonna win one of those ESPN awards.

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In this episode, Nick tackles the marketing style of the Buy One Give One charity. Such as Tom's Shoes where if you buy a pair they donate a pair to a shoeless person. Nick believes he has a method that will blow that marketing out of the water. Cause yes you can give free shoes to a person, but what do you do about the evil warlord that will just steal all the shoes for themselves. Nick believes that he has the answer. This episode will win an Emmy. 

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Nick knows that bad cooking is something that can start World Wars on a global scale. Every year couples break up when they discover the person they're dating is a bad cook. In this episode, Nick scientifically believes he has the solution to up their cooking game through his own science thingy called "negative algorithm trioxide." 

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In this controversial episode, Nick tackles one of society's toughest saviors/issues and that is heckling. Nick gives amazing solutions on how to survive not being heckled in life and if you're trying to be a standup comedian. But then there's an issue of the society need to be heckled in order to keep it in check from committing dumb things. 

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Don't you hate it when your boss makes you their friend and you have to spend awkward time with them outside of work. They start to take up all your personal life outside of the office and also hold the trigger to ending your career if you break the friendship. Well Nick Cutelli believes he has some perfect solutions on how you can avoid becoming your bosses friend and save your life, health, and career. You are not going to want to miss this episode bro beans. 

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Hipsters make some amazing coffee, but going to their shops can be like visiting a different country that's not very open to other societies. In this episode, Nick believes he has the perfect survival method to survive the Hipster coffee shop and enjoy the amazing bean juice that they have to offer. 

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Small businesses are the leg bones of the Earth and Ice Cream shops are the 40-year-old knees that keep it moving. In this episode, Nick gives what some call is the greatest marketing technique since the creation of the 1970's floor cleaner commercial jingle. Nick believes he has a foolproof way on how to get customers in the door and makes KaBillions of dollars. Also, he has created a cure for the virus that bleeds most ice cream shops and that is the "abusive free sample customer." You're not going to want to miss this episode. 

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Nick knows that being a Real Estate agent can be a difficult job, because you only make money if your client follows through with their promise of buying/selling a house. Nick believes he has some great methods on how to become a solid Realtor and be able to make the sale within a month if not faster. From using lie detectors on your potential clients to the Hooters method of sales, the Nimble Urban Survivor is going to change the way homes are sold/purchased. 

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In this episode, Nick solves the ancient age-old question of dealing with the wannabe office funny person. You know the person in the office that thinks they are also a stand-up comedian and ruin your life on a daily basis. Well Nick believes he has the perfect solution on how to survive these terrible wannabe comedians, save the world....again as always, and also help you get back to a healthy work life. You're not going to want to miss this episode bro beans. 

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