Do you ever wish you could be constantly drooling? What about getting constricted by a huge snake? Maybe you need a little caffeine shot? Well, don’t go for that iDoser! Throw away that ASMR! We’re going back to the basics with some good, ol’ fashioned hypnosis.

Meet Nimja! He’s a dutch programmer that moonlights as an online hypnotist. He has uploaded HUNDREDS of tracks, ad-free(!), to help you with whatever you could possibly need from a subliminal suggestion. Now the internet-savvy  fans out there may be under the impression that the only reason people go to hypnosis is for sex stuff. That couldn’t be further from the truth! Nimja’s site is appropriate for all ages! At least some of the tracks are. Always monitor your kids’ internet use, parents!

Join us for some questionable hypnosis sessions with disappointing results, especially considering how much this guy makes on Patreon. Also a special shout out apology to Beelzeboob! Who… Actually really hates one of the subjects in this. Sorry!

This week, Extra Credit really wants to watch a magic show but in their mind.