Calls: Brainwashed young'uns! Hater callers! Simone Biles' husband vs fans! Angry phone calls! Socialist Obamacare debate! Cortisol addiction! 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 23, 2024 AD 

TIME STAMPS 

* (0:00:00) Start/Topics: Gaza drama, Simone Biles, Coffees 

* (0:01:32) Hey, guys! Better…Not Bitter (BOND tee) 

* (0:03:17) STEVE, NY: Anti-racist kids Church, cringy, hallucination, grandparents, beer 

* (0:07:28) STEVE: Teaching about racism, a setup 

* (0:10:45) STEVE: Cringe, zoomer lingo, 61yo, younger generation 

* (0:12:22) NEAL, TX: Didn't cry, mother died 

* (0:16:00) Palestine drama in colleges (Occupy) 

* (0:22:47) GREGGATRON, Midwest: FE/RE pastor: Bible denier 

* (0:25:31) GREGGATRON: William, Joe, getting along 

* (0:26:28) GREGGATRON: Nitpicking calls, hate, addicted to Hake 

* (0:29:49) GREGGATRON: Joe, Tony, Maze, own show, Mark 

* (0:31:34) Simone Biles, husband Jonathan Owens, fans mad 

* (0:39:20) Simone Biles: Mental Health, 

* (0:42:46) DAVID, FL: Joe, Mark, complainers 

* (0:45:18) DAVID: Bounty hunters at Nissan (2017) 

* (0:46:57) DAVID: Ever been in a fight? 

* (0:50:56) DAVID: Protester college kids 

* (0:52:02) DAVID: Called Ilhan Omar office: Wicked and evil 

* (0:53:17) DAVID: Climate, BLM protests; Israel, Iran, Trump 

* (0:56:54) DAVID: Calling politicians, being mad 

* (0:58:17) Hake called politician offices, and Home Depot 

* (0:59:45) Steve Taylor - "Jesus Is for Losers" (1993, Squint) 

* (1:05:28) Coffees: Mark, why talk to Joe, white guilt (Anchor Baby!) 

* (1:07:37) Coffee: Terri apologies 

* (1:09:04) Coffee: Boring yesterday! You owe apologies! (Cameo) 

* (1:10:45) Coffee: Mocky mott! 

* (1:11:32) Rumble: Octopuses, not octopi 

* (1:12:26) DANIEL, TX: William, Joe, don't whip. Not my coffee 

* (1:14:03) DANIEL: Civil War killing power: riflery, hospitals 

* (1:21:33) JEFF, LA: Why you treat Mark differently from Joe? *click* 

* (1:23:59) JOE, AZ: Thx, pastor friend used Mark's calls 

* (1:26:31) JOE: Obama not socialist, he cut deficit; Obamacare

* (1:41:20) JAIME, MN: Evil Joe. Mark addicted to cortisol 

* (1:44:45) JAIME: Politicians want/need money, Ilhan Omar in MN 

* (1:44:38) Sorry, Lawrence in Idaho! Call me tomorrow! 

* (1:48:54) twothirtyeight - "This Town Will Eat You" (2000, Regulate the Chemicals) 

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