Is Diet Coke the "worst-tasting thing in the world?" 

Is it acceptable to wear pajamas in public, let alone sweatpants? 

Is our "Dead Guy of the Week" — a B-list Twins legend — someone that passes Matt Zimmer's fame test?

As they do every week at Gateway Lounge, John Gaskins and Zim solve all the world's problems and mysteries in this Mid-May version of "Nobody's Listening Anyway."

There's even plenty of local and regional sports to discuss:

• Does SDSU or USD have more potent quarterback/offensive line combo?
• In what way are SDSU and USD trying to become the Iowa of the FCS?
• What sneaky-big addition did USD hoops just make?
• Are the Twins worth watching again now that they're on fire?
• How impressive should the Canaries be this year?
• Is it better to buy cheap nosebleeds or second-mortgage prime seats at major league pro sporting events?
• Should Chris Finch take just a little heat for the way the Wolves have underachieved in the playoffs?
• Is it insane to consider the way the Wolves have played "underachieving?

You may or may not be smarter after hearing this. But you'll definitely feel better after a laugh or five.