Brandon Taylor stops by to shoot the shit about soccer. He recalls an incident from his youth involving an unsanitary cocktail. Meanwhile... back on the ranch, Dacoda pulls up his improve chaps.  Matthew returns to good form in whining and dinning and Carnival Cruse-lines has clowns at the wheel. Write in your embarrassing story to [email protected] and follow us on Twitter @nmpmpodcast or Instagram at nmpm_podcast