Not My Proudest Moment

Michael Morocco joins the pod today. We talk how we met, what happens when you mess with the bull, and stories from previous jobs. You can find him on Instagram @shaka_khan_comedy.

Anna Garcia sits down with me to talk about life during the pandemic, acting, and Tik Tok. You can find her @scrambieggs.

Are you still listening to this crap? Why? Dacoda learns a lesson on how correct spelling makes all the difference, Matthew tells his Uber driver horror stories right before totally whiffing it on Whining and Dinning. In world news a kid loses his job for taking a bath.Write in your embarrassing story to [email protected] and follow us on Twitter @nmpmpodcast or Instagram at nmpm_podcast

The guys get together to tell stories from middle school while Miracle suffers a medical mystery. Matthew takes a stand for chivalry while Dacoda's youth leadership club has an unpleasant run in with the Rosa Parks of musical chairs. A Toronto Blue Jay is seen curing his blue balls and we call baseball expert Jon Hanford to get his take on the scandal.Write in your embarrassing story to [email protected] and follow us on Twitter @nmpmpodcast or Instagram at nmpm_podcast

In this episode the guys tell the true stories that ended up becoming some of their favorite stand up bits. Dacoda crashes a Diana Shore Golf Tournament after party. Cops can catch crooks but not a break when it comes to cups of coffee.Whining and Dining: Donut Holes from Jack in the Box and DelWrite in your embarrassing story to [email protected] and follow us on Twitter @nmpmpodcast or Instagram at nmpm_podcast

Our dudes go over the history of the modern desert comedy scene with the man who started it, Jacob Cantu. Jacob tells the very tragic story of the first time he crushed pussy. Matthew spills some ice cream as a fat kid and Dacoda rubs elbows with a legend of the music industry (impersonator). Jacob is immeasurably disappointed that for whining and dining they take the Name Brand vs Off Brand Soda Smack-down, where Matthew fails to identify his all time favorite beverage.Write in your embarrassing story to [email protected] and follow us on Twitter @nmpmpodcast or Instagram at nmpm_podcast

In this episode the guys go way off format and basically tell a bunch of different stories about scaring each other as well as other pranks they’ve pulled in the past. Dacoda body shames a wannabe life coach and voice acting legend Hank Azaria comes on to break his silence on how the whole “Problem with Apu” thing was utter bullshit.Whining and Dining: 5 Guys Burgers and Fries – Bacon Cheeseburger w/ ALL menu toppings plus we put some fries on that “Bad Boy”Write in your embarrassing story to [email protected] and follow us on Twitter @nmpmpodcast or Instagram at nmpm_podcast

Brandon Taylor stops by to shoot the shit about soccer. He recalls an incident from his youth involving an unsanitary cocktail. Meanwhile... back on the ranch, Dacoda pulls up his improve chaps.  Matthew returns to good form in whining and dinning and Carnival Cruse-lines has clowns at the wheel. Write in your embarrassing story to [email protected] and follow us on Twitter @nmpmpodcast or Instagram at nmpm_podcast

For the first time ever we have an athlete as our guest (sort of). Rafael Padilla is a pro golfer, DJ and comedian who you won't be surprised to learn ISN'T Korean. He comes on to talk about his multitude of interests, his previous personal mistaken identity and the time he played golf at night in his underwear. Matthew and Rafael will need to navigate through Dacodas Sub Sandwich Smorgasbord Sampler for Whining and Dining. Write in your embarrassing story to [email protected] and follow us on Twitter @nmpmpodcast or Instagram at nmpm_podcast

We ring in the new year with some OJ updates. Dacoda gives a lesson in sign language on a audio only medium. Ricky Gervais makes Matt's mom cry. For Whining and Dining, Dacoda takes a taco test and then San Francisco shores are invaded by phallic fish. Write in your embarrassing story to [email protected] and follow us on Twitter @nmpmpodcast or Instagram at nmpm_podcast