In this installment a cute girl is obligated to peep at Dacoda's junk and Matthew takes the secret out of secret Santa. Batman responds to a domestic abuse call only to be politely thwarted by Canadian police while a news person makes a monkey of their co-anchor.Whining and Dining: Arby's King's Hawaiian SlidersWrite in your embarrassing story to [email protected] and follow us on Twitter @nmpmpodcast or Instagram at nmpm_podcast

Today the boys make their first friend when Brian Opper joins in on the fun. Dacoda talks about break-ups, deceit and the importance of washing your hands. Plus, Matthew seeks to become a part of our nations justice system. An Instagram model takes up vandalism to get attention while a smoothie franchise serves up a blend of stone cold racism.Whining and Dining: S'mores Oreos

Valentines day came early this year ladies. The guys talk some awkward dating moments like getting caught by parents during moments of passionate exploration. In world stories, a fight breaks out at a buffet after two customers get a little crabby and a McDonald's patron reaches his last straw. Plus, Matthew gives Dacoda a plan for some sweet revenge.Whining and Dining: Kentucky Fried Chicken's Cinnabon BiscuitsAudio sucks in this one. Sorry about that. These fools are new to this whole podcasting thing and will try to do better in the future.

Today the guys reflect on school talent show experiences including when Dacoda came face to face with his first comedy critic. Matthew accuses Dacoda of crossing the line in his world story and two racist belligerent drunks get kicked off a flight. Whining and Dining: Carl's Jr. Froot Loops Mini Donuts

Dacoda Miracle and Matthew Maloney start their podcast of embarrassing moments and shameful escapades. Today they talk shitting on the highway, making scenes at open mics, banging your daughters boyfriends and questioning the sexuality of the Disco Bunny before challenging him to combat.Whining and Dining: Burger Kings Bacon Cheesy Tots