The guys get together to tell stories from middle school while Miracle suffers a medical mystery. Matthew takes a stand for chivalry while Dacoda's youth leadership club has an unpleasant run in with the Rosa Parks of musical chairs. A Toronto Blue Jay is seen curing his blue balls and we call baseball expert Jon Hanford to get his take on the scandal.Write in your embarrassing story to [email protected] and follow us on Twitter @nmpmpodcast or Instagram at nmpm_podcast