Our dudes go over the history of the modern desert comedy scene with the man who started it, Jacob Cantu. Jacob tells the very tragic story of the first time he crushed pussy. Matthew spills some ice cream as a fat kid and Dacoda rubs elbows with a legend of the music industry (impersonator). Jacob is immeasurably disappointed that for whining and dining they take the Name Brand vs Off Brand Soda Smack-down, where Matthew fails to identify his all time favorite beverage.Write in your embarrassing story to [email protected] and follow us on Twitter @nmpmpodcast or Instagram at nmpm_podcast