If your name happens to be Dacoda's Mom, then you may want to consider sitting this one out. This is the dirtiest episode yet. Best friends Cody and Izzy come on to regale us with tales of how far a man will go in order to bust a nut. Izzy recounts breaking down a door just to take a shit while Cody talks about his former life as an American Ninja Masturbator. Plus, A man gets in hot water for kidnapping children even after he tells authorities he was just goofing around.  Whining and Dining: Taco Bell's Toasted Cheddar Chalupa Write in your embarrassing story to [email protected] and follow us on Twitter @nmpmpodcast or Instagram at nmpm_podcast