WARNING: Do NOT attempt to do any of the shenanigans you are about to hear in this program. These where preformed by idiots who should not have done them themselves. In this episode Matthew goes to the extreme so he can be a jackass boy, Dacoda gets pulled over by the fuzz for harassing the elderly. A woman reports a suicide being committed by an inanimate object, plus a museum has a sudden suspicious ban on watermelon. Whining and Dining: Wienerschnitzel's Thousand Island Chili Cheese FriesWrite in your embarrassing story to [email protected] and follow us on Twitter @nmpmpodcast or Instagram at nmpm_podcast