Well. Blade Runner 2049. That happened, and people have opinions... But the question remains: what do ROBOTS think? (Tom keeps saying Robot instead of Replicant. Sorry. Whatever. It doesn't matter. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain.)

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Episode nine of a film podcast from Tom Hogan & Lauren Carroll Harris.

Tom & Lauren thought two-way tension wasn't enough so they invite poet and editor Emily Stewart (Giramondo Publishing) to discuss her favourite film, as well as... another one. Which is which? Only time/Emily will tell.

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Episode eight of a film podcast from Tom Hogan & Lauren Carroll Harris.

Lauren Bacall has a heart of gold, the talons of a hawk, and she is staring into your soul. Bogart makes an appearance, but, like... who cares? Tom & Lauren chow down a couple of brewskis and really nut this one out.

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Episode Seven of a new film podcast by Lauren Carroll Harris & Tom Hogan

Things get incredibly heated in this episode, it's exhausting. We hope you've seen The Master... because there is definitely no fence sitting here, and we arrrrrgggguuuueee about it.

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Episode Six of a film podcast by Lauren Carroll Harris & Tom Hogan

There's a suspicious amount of agreeing in this episode. Tom isn't gushing as much as he'd like to, in an attempt to keep the tension in the air - nobody buys it. Lauren makes lots of good points. The winner is Wes.

Tom is suspiciously passionate about the eighth film of the most successful franchise in film history (does he even take a breath in this whole episode?), while Lauren sticks to the issues. Let's call it a draw.

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Episode Four of a new film podcast by Lauren Carroll Harris & Tom Hogan

Tom attempts to catch Lauren off guard using her own favourite film against her - instead, she psychoanalyses Tom, and shatters his entire understanding of the role of film criticism.

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Episode Three of a new film podcast by Lauren Carroll Harris & Tom Hogan

We get existential in the sci-fi remake, Solaris (2002), by Steven Soderbergh, starring George Clooney and Natascha McElhone.

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Episode Two of a new film podcast by Lauren Carroll Harris & Tom Hogan

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Episode One of a new film podcast by Lauren Carroll Harris & Tom Hogan

We rip our adamantium claws into the latest Wolverine film, Logan (2017), by James Mangold, starring Hugh Jackman and Dafne Keen.