Are all of Tayshia's friends people she met in the Bachelor-verse? Is this the episode of The Bachelorette where Michelle and Colin finally have feels? Is there anything more gross than bananas? Does Tayshia think men's orgasm sounds take a minute? What does drinking a scorpion have to do with love? Is Tayshia just going to choose the handsiest man? Do they have baby carrots and crackers during these six-hour cocktail parties? Is The Bachelorette just a prank show? Is Zac secretly interesting? Will they give Ed a spinoff? Could we possibly hate Noah more?