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  • ASS-TROLOGY PT.1
    That’s right! We have a two part series in store for you! We wanted to dive into the world of astrological signs and what they mean. Don’t lie, we know you secretly read your horoscope everyday, so let us be the ones to tell you the do’s and do not’s for your sign (if you even know what yours is)? No stress, we got your back! Grab your crystals and a notepad, let’s talk stars.
    42 min
  • EXES AND OH NO'S
    This is a shoutout to our exes! We’re so glad you came back to us, or maybe not…..either way. Another Thursday means another episode! This week we cover all of the exes we’ve had and maybe the ones we still want. Even though none of out exes live in Texas, we sure wish they did! Let’s take a dive into the messy world of ex-flings, relationships, and everything in between. Go grab those old photos you have of you two and a match, let’s burn some bridges!
    46 min
  • The DAB Diaries
    Lauren Is finally 21 years old! Join us this week as we talk White Claws, bars, and all things regarding being a DAB. Full of mess ups, and hookups, being drunk brings plenty of stories! Grab your favorite drink and join us while we talk about all the adventures of drinking.
    1 hr 1 min
  • HOMERUN ft. our next guest
    SCOREEEEEE! TOUCHDOWN! LAYUP! HOMERUN! Or something like that right? On this weeks episode we take on America’s favorite topic…Sports. Not only do we talk about what sports we’ve played but just how much we love them. Although we might not know much about anything, our guest sure does. A sports lover, and podcaster himself, our guest hits us with the hard hitting questions about sports and everything that goes into them. Grab the popcorn and put on your favorite jersey, because this is about to get embarassing.
    58 min
  • BE OUR GUEST!
    OUR VERY FIRST GUEST! Somehow we convinced someone to come embarrass themselves with us for this episode! Luckily he’s laid back and weirdly calm. We let him have the floor and openly discuss whatever he wanted, so this week it’s all out there. Without a topic, we run rampant….and slightly sexual. But what’s new? Join us while we get lost in conversation and get all the dirty details.
    56 min
  • Sleepover 101: Twin beds and blue sheets
    Watch out, we're back! After starting our new schedule for an every other Thursday release we are so glad you made it! This episode is full of rants, tangents, and us singing. That means, it's a great episode. Listen to us complain about the joys of sleeping over at a boys house, and all that comes with it.
    57 min
  • No, BUTT Really.
    You're back! We're glad to have you back for today's topic, butt stuff. Let's get real, grab some ibuprofen and an ice pack, because the truth hurts. The back door is always open, so come on in and grab a seat. Happy Thursday!
    53 min
  • Just the Tip
    Welcome back! We missed you! Episode two brings you into the world of the service industry. Ever wondered what your server is thinking while you’re taking twenty minutes to order a drink? Don’t worry, we’ll tell you. So, grab yourself a White Claw and take a seat, we’re about to rant. Be our guest.
    1 hr 4 min
  • Sisters by Choice
    Whatsup?! Welcome to our first episode, we’re happy to have you. For our grand premier we wanted to start off strong. After some introductions and terrible explanations of what this podcast is, we jump right into our episode title. Join us as we expose ourselves and tell you exactly how we got to this point in our sisterhood.
    1 hr 2 min

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Have you ever wondered what it’s like being in your early twenties and having it all figured out? Us too. Hi, we’re Cassidy and Lauren, and this is our podcast. Join us every week while we share…