We asked, “What’s the most messed up thing you’ve overheard someone say when they thought no one was listening?” — and the submissions were… kookoo bananas! Criss cross applesauce, Fam! It’s story time!

Highlights include:

🧏‍♂️ A grandma trash-talking her newborn grandchild

🍤 A kid craving seafood in the aquarium

🎄A mom ruining Christmas with a side of “I wish I never had you”