Rachel Pegram (SNL) comes on to tell a story about getting cut off by a horse girl in middle school, and encourages Hay not to put so much of their current drama on the Patreon… yet. Hay unfortunately relates to Rachel’s middle school opp, Rachel shares the way ex’s will always find their way back to you via email, and we read an instantly legendary listener letter about a guy who loves Zyn.

Maxwell Esposito (Learn the Words B!tch) is a socialite and he’s Italian. He comes on to briefly mention cutting off his mom, stepmom, dad, but then really get into how he’s no contact with a lot of people he’s lived with. We talk about how he thoroughly knows the characters discussed in our previous ep with Danielle Perez (his show LTWB is a centerpiece of her story!) and what is means to be LA enough.

Jessica Michelle Singleton is an incredible 5’3 standup comedian and card carrying member of the no contact meth daddy club. She comes on to tell the story of her daddy going no contact with her at 8 years old at a Waffle House and how their relationship developed (and didn’t) throughout adulthood. We discuss fantasizing about buying our childhood homes, wishing we were raised by Reba, being dragged to AA as a child and the Christmas she’ll never forget.

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This is the most fagg*ty episode yet. Dylan Adler (The James Corden Show) comes on to tell a story of a former roommate at NYU who cut him off - but before that we laugh for 45 minutes about a mutual drag queen friend in Tokyo, and after that we stop crying laughing to cover an actually very intricate multilayered human story about standing up for yourself in a majority white comedy environment in a very heartfelt moment. My alarm goes off throughout this entire episode because we had to record early (1pm) and Dylan keeps burping because he’s a top - if you’re an f slur you get it.

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Ruby Karp (Veeps) is a multi-talent but I guess just not signing according to her… she comes on to share her experience at the world renowned performing arts school LaGuardia and what some might consider abusive (but effective….) tactics used on children to get the best emotional performance out of them. I never thought it was that hard to make a 14 year old cry personally but it’s great to hear how much thought went into it, particularly from one teacher who bullied Ruby from the first day of school.

Please tune IN for her special “I Don’t Trust Adults” on Veeps out September 10!

Peter Kim (A Nice Indian Boy) comes on to talk about going no contact with his dad for being a scrub basically. We talk about asking for your parents to divorce for Christmas, being gay in San Francisco during the Great Recession, seeing a psychic that went him to a volcano in Hawaii, the way we both came out on stage, how to handle the funeral when your no contact parent dies, and producer Anya gives us tea on how to maximize free samples at Whole Foods in this economy.

Danielle Perez is an actor & standup comedian who regales us with the era in which gay guys were constantly crashing on her couch. This former best friend no contact story touches on besties not paying rent, gay alcoholism, fashion design, RuPaul’s Drag Race, local drag, cops and LA Fashion Week catches some strays - and a surprise twist or two tbh. And we name names!!!! We also talk about picking blackheads on lovers and the future of Threads and how both are being taken over by AI.

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OJ Stellar (Download Comedy) tells us about being visited in a dream the night before recording by her cannibal ex. She details meeting seeing a practicing warlock around town, to entering a relationship where he drank her menstrual blood, the spells he cast on her after their breakup, to having to get a restraining order against a him for being a cross-faded cannibal. There’s also a follow up tale about being groomed by a psychic and ending up with the cannibal boyfriend on a sex host with swinger cops. Also OJ makes me tell a story about getting lost at Burning Man as a child. I love this episode!

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Daniel Webb (Don’t Tell Comedy) is the funniest person in the world because and mostly cuz they’re gay from Texas. Daniel initially came on to discuss going no contact with MAGA family members, but also vaping their way into the emergency room, being on a gay cruise that got turned away at not one but TWO borders in the Mediterranean, which is also Trump’s fault, and being a gay witch in Texas. Plus our Listener Letter this week somehow becomes about 9/11!

New Zealand musician Christabel Williams gives us personal tell-all of meeting someone on Tinder, that turned into being a victim of underage s*x trafficking. We touch on female conditioning, how being victimized upon turns you against your own best interest, and the mindf*ck of believing you deserve to be hurt and how s*x negativity ultimately leads us to protecting our abusers. She details the psychological journey of being an adult who later turned to s*x work again, and her reflections on her time in the industry she’s now gone no contact with. We also discuss her beautiful music career and time on the TV show Popstars (spoiler alert she won!!!!) This is a really special episode, and honored Christabel chose No Contact to share her story.

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