This week, we’re debating botox and discussing the new Oasis reunion documentary — including Liam and Noel's complicated relationship and why Liam can apparently do absolutely anything and still look cool.

Plus, we get into ’60s and ’70s rock ’n’ roll, Anita Pallenberg, Patti Smith, the upcoming Sense and Sensibility film, Dolly Alderton’s behind-the-scenes diary, Mr Darcy, Fontaines D.C. and Rosalía, and some seriously questionable caving stories.

Basically, a lot happened. As usual.

We’ve got a special guest this week! Scriptwriter, performer and Luvjus dating-show star Owen Petty joins Juliana for a deep dive into the increasingly strange world of celebrity.

From Alix Earle and the problem with overly polished reality TV, to the Biebers giving us absolutely nothing, the nepo baby backlash and what really goes on behind the scenes of a dating show.

Plus, Love Is Blind, creative jealousy, perfection culture and a compelling case for everyone getting a little bit messier.

In this episode, we chat about celebrity sightings and trying (and failing) to act normal around famous people. We also discuss the bizarre new Gen Z trend of “stinkmaxxing”, whether pheromones are actually a thing, and just how far we’d go for £5,000.

We're not in back to school mode yet - the girls have been travelling, partying, and shedding brain cells like they have some to spare. 

So in the spirit of keeping the chaos going, this week we've got a particularly messy throwback episode for you, involving fights, performative men and far too many Spagliatos...

Back with a new, perfectly produced episode for you next Weds!

This week, we’re talking unhinged dating apps, influencer weddings and why men insist on liking bikini pics. Plus: Feeld horror stories, impossible Jamie T tickets, questionable celebrity diets and plenty of hot takes along the way.

This week: near-death experiences, psychic predictions, aggressive hydration, accidental wedding chaos, Love Island therapy, and a deeply unsettling conversation about AI-generated beauty. Just another normal chat between two hot girls.

Also, this is our first-ever video episode! You can watch the full chaos unfold on the No Country For Hot Girls YouTube channel (linked below). Please ignore Juliana's mysterious facial tic, which made its debut appearance during filming. We had no idea it existed either.

No Country For Hot Girls Youtube @NoCountryForHotGirlsOfficial

Jia Tolentino New Yorker Piece: https://www.newyorker.com/culture/the-weekend-essay/our-plastic-surgery-nightmare

The Observer, Eva Wiseman Column: https://observer.co.uk/news/columnists/article/theres-a-new-destination-on-the-botox-to-cosmetic-surgery-pipeline-the-pre-facelift

After a much-needed break, we're back with holiday debriefs, dating updates from Milan, football-induced thirst traps, wedding fashion critiques, and enough tangents to make your head spin. It's messy, it's chaotic, and we've missed you.

The girls are girling, the Love Island boys are struggling, and we're living for the drama. This week we're diving into the best moments from the villa, reliving Jersey Shore's most chaotic era, mourning the smoking area, debating the UK social media ban, and chatting AI, Paris Fashion Week, Louis Vuitton's controversial tidal wave, Sam Altman's upcoming biopic, and why French men might just be too intellectual for their own good. Pop culture, internet chaos and plenty of tangents-as always.

This week is pure, beautiful chaos.

With Hannah away on set, Juliana is joined by returning favourite Florence Armstrong and stylist (and certified superfan) Gary David Moore for an episode fuelled by birthday drinks, zero preparation, and plenty of tangents.

Fresh from Paris, Juliana recaps Paris Fashion Week, Fête de la Musique, a birthday getaway, and escaping the heatwave to rural Italy (where the cicadas are very much stealing the show).

Along the way, the trio dive into Taylor Swift wedding theories, social media bans for under-16s, Mormons vs Amish, Japan, capybaras, nostalgic social media, Tudor history, and whatever else their ADHD brains decide to latch onto.

It's messy, hilarious, slightly unhinged, and exactly the kind of catch-up you'd expect from three friends drinking before a night out.

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