We are back! Well, for now at least. To kick things off we catch up a bit and see how life has been in Tampa for Zack and Leeann. they tell us a bit about the beer scene and how many breweries there really our down there. Waaaaay more than you would think. Since they've been down there they have also acquired SeaWorld/Busch Gardens passes. Of course we dive into the parks at that point. Coming back from our second break we try Paul's homemade brews. Surprisingly they aren't that bad! The final third of the show gets a little serious but hopefully you stick around with us. We bring the comedy back to close out the show (well we think so at least), Anyway, thank you to all those who tuned in or download< we hope to see you again sometime soon!

Music Featured in the Show:
There For Tomorrow - The Remedy /
Neck Deep - Rock Bottom /
Dance Gavin Dance - Stroke God, Millionaire /
Saosin - Translating The Name /
Asking Alexandria - The Black /
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Parting is such sweet sorrow... is what I say if this was our final show. This isn't our final show but merely our first into a new format. We kick show #76 with Snoop Dogg narrating some Planet Earth. Well it actually took us a while to get the audio to work but we eventually got it going. As always we talk about the beers we're enjoying tonight (shout out to Celery City). Coming back from break we discuss our weekend. As you guys may know drinking ensued. Everyone take a close listen around the 52 minute mark where a creepy Japanese girl laughs and is picked up on the show.  We round out the show with the normal news stories. Well, normal is all relative. After news we end it with a special group BuzzFeed quiz. "How well do you know Gay sex?". Pretty well we think. Thank you so much to all those who have tuned in every week to listen to this. We truly appreciate all of you. We will back, better than ever. Well, maybe not that, but we'll be here for sure. Love all you guys! See you soon! Music Featured in the Show: AFI - End Transmission / The Starting Line - Leaving / Thrice - In Exile / A New Found Glory - Goodbye Song / Memphis May Fire - Possibilities / Call the show LIVE! - (407) 545-6069 Mondays @ 8:30 PM!..for now

Show #75! 3/4's of a century. This week was a bit a bit tough for us. It is with heavy hearts we announce that Zack and Leeann are moving to Tampa. However, the show will continue. We will bring you at least one studio show a month and plan a mobile show when we can. Its a bummer but we'll still be here! Tonight we kick things off with what apps we have on our phones. Things ranging from adult apps for banking and grocery shopping to games for lil babies like Boom Beach and Words with Friends. Coming back from break we discuss what everyone else in the world is talking about; if you won the lotto, what would you do? For the final segment we kick things off with non other than our famous BuzzFeed quizzes! Staying true to No Guarantees fashion we also bring you the hard hitting news stories. Thanks to Leeann for doing the work and finding those stories so we don't have to. Anyway guys, thanks for listening and we will see you next week for show #76!

Music Featured in the Show:
 A Day To Remember - NJ Legion Iced Tea /
The Paper Chase - The Kids Will Grow Up to Be A**holes /
Lacey Strum - Impossible /
Bring Me The Horizon - Doomed /
Four Year Strong - Me Are From Mars, Women Are From Hell /
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Happy New year!!! It's 2016 aaaaand, not much has changed. We're ok with that though, we like our formula. Obviously with New Years just passing we recap how we spent our New Years Eve. Some of us remember, some of us don't (Leeann). We have a new favorite show and it is hosted by none other than Stone Cold Steve Austin. What more do you really need?! Paul, excuse me, Captain Paul rented a boat this weekend and had a river adventure. Go donate to our Go Fund Me and help Paul buy a boat! Anyone that donates, Paul will personally take out on his boat! Coming back into the third segment we take our weekly Buzzfeed quiz. This week, Which Disney Villain Is Your Sugar Daddy? We wrap things up with some of Leeanns news stories. While this week they weren't necessarily di*k related, they were interesting none the less. See you guys next week when we turn 3/4 century old with show #74! Music Featured in the Show: Contest of Arms - Prom Night Sacrifice / Twenty One Pilots - Ride / Panic! At The Disco - Hallelujah / Contest of Arms - Sharp Is Safe, Dull Is Dangerous / Contest of Arms - If Girls Were Bogies, I’d Be A Top Gun / Check out Contest of Arms on iTunes here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/contest-of-arms/id1071158618 Call the show LIVE! - (407) 545-6069 Mondays @ 8:30 PM!

Welcome to the last show of the year! Show #73! Coming right off of Christmas we get into what some of our best and worst gifts are and how do you play off appreciating them. This week we talk a lot about what is going on in the world, universe even! Maybe you've heard of the Miss Universe Pageant? If not, thats fine, its been irrelevant for a few years. not this year though, and we thank Steve Harvey for that. We discuss movie etiquette tonight, like what is the appropriate time after a movie comes out to talk about it. We feel this is a real hot topic issue. The night ends with some new as usual. This weeks news was all di*k related news, which i guess isn't any different from any other week. We'd like to thank everyone who started listening this year and has told friends and family to tune in. It is appreciated more than you know and we hope to bring you even more in 2016! See you all next year! Music Featured in the Show: The Starting Line - Anyways / Cartel - Honestly / MGK (ft. Kid Rock) - Bad Mother Fucker / Joywave - Destruction / Twenty One Pilots - Stressed Out / Call the show LIVE! - (407) 545-6069 Mondays @ 8:30 PM!

Happy holidays! This week is our Christmas extravaganza show! We get right into things with a phone call (thats right phone lines are actually up!) from our buddy Mitch who tells us how bad his holiday season is going. Festive right off the bat. We talk about some of the better gifts we received in Christmas passed. Our buddy James who was sitting in told us about some of his Jehovah Witness past and how he didn't celebrate holidays. Second segment we kick things off with a show staple, Buzzfeed quizzes. As always the recap of our weekend is on the list. We attended The News Junkies "Just OK Holiday" party. Paul tells us about his company christmas party. We end things out in the typical fashion of news. There we're definitely some good ones this week. We hope everyone out there has a great holiday and look forward to being back next week to tell all the christmas stories! Music Featured in the Show: ​New Found Glory - Ex-Miss / August Burns Red - Joy to the World / August Burns Red - Little Drummer Boy / From First To Last - Santapacolypse / August Burns Red - We Wish You A Merry Christmas / Call the show LIVE! - (407) 545-6069 Mondays @ 8:30 PM!

Show #71! Still not as good as 69. Well. We start things off with our weekends, much like we always do. Zack got real drunk off some rum on Friday. It didn't take very much either. Everyone seems to have that one drink though that doesn't take much to put them over the edge. Paul spent his weekend setting up his own home brew! We'll be trying it live on the show sometime in January. In the second segment we kicked things off with a couple BuzzFeed quizzes. An era comes to an end soon, we're of course talking about Playboy. Pamela Anderson is set to be the final model, agree or disagree? After the second break we come back and talk about what the worst disabilities are. Deaf, blind, loss of limbs, we discuss it all. To end the night we give Paul shit for not having a Facebook. This guy won't give in, so sorry to all those who thought they may someday be able to friend himThanks again to all those who tuned in and took part in the chat room, see you guys next week for show #72! Music Featured in the Show: Miike Snow - Genghis Khan / August Burns Red - Oh Holy Night / August Burns Red - Jingle Bells / Coldrain - Gone / August Burns Red - God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen / Call the show LIVE! - (407) 545-6069

Better late than never right?! That's what we say. Anywayyyy, check out our mobile recording from Tom & Dan's Bad At Business Beer Fest 2015. We caught up with our buddies from the BYOCB show and had an all around great time. Special thanks to T&D for organizing another great event!

Welcome to show number 70!!! Blalalalalala! Aw man, doesn't feel the same. Anyway, we recap our weekend to start things off. We visited the Red Cypress Brewery in Winter Springs. Great beers, awesome hangout place. Try it out if you're in the area. We also break down the tiers of trailer parks. Surprisingly not just poor people own them. Our second segment was almost entirely dick talk. What else would we talk about? Length, width, girth, you name it. To round things out we discuss weird cashier conversations. We've all had this happen to us. Its inevitable. This week we lost a fast food great, Bojangles (who Zack has a history with). We finish it up with some failed business talk the get f*ck out. Thanks to all those that listen and download! We will see you next week! Music Featured in the Show: August Burns Red - Flurries / Taking Back Sunday - Sink Into Me / August Burns Red - Sleigh Ride / The Story So Far  - Distaste / August Burns Red - Frosty The Snowman / Call the show LIVE! - (407) 545-6069 Mondays @ 8:30 PM!