If you thought ONE Velocipastor movie sounded silly, get ready. We pitch a whole trilogy. And they're all guaranteed great because they came from a podcast. 

Grab your sacramental wine and find your favorite doctor/hooker/lawyer friend, because it's time for returning guest BEN FROM I DRINK YOUR PODCAST to drop in and chat about the 2018 Comedy THE VELOCIPASTOR. It's a real short movie that does exactly what it says on the tin. So short, in fact, we even get a little Movie 43 talk in! I'm sure you've all been crying out for some Movie 43 talk, right?

Join them as they answer questions such as Is Velocipastor Hulk or Werewolf rules? What MCU movie should this director do next? Are you allowed to chug church wine? Has cinema birthed a character greater than Frankie Mermaid? and Why does Vietnam look like a forest in someone's backyard? among many others.

NEXT WEEK: HERE COMES THE BOOM with VIDEO HIGH

Thanks for coming back, Ben! Be sure to follow IDYP on TWITTER & INSTAGRAM, and LISTEN WHEREVER YOU GET PODCASTS!

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Yes Master, we are prepared to create a podcast about a sentient tire slasher movie. It shall be done immediately.

Grab your binoculars and plant yourself in the middle of the desert, because it's time for ZACK FEDERICI to drop in and talk about the 2011 Comedy/Slasher/Tire movie RUBBER. One of us hates it, one of us loves it, and one of us does a good job of keeping you guessing how they felt. It's pretty darn easy to guess which is which!

Join them as they answer questions such as How does this tire do anything? Does this movie have anything to do with the HERBIE Franchise? How do we feel about Herbies vs Robert the Tires vs Monster Houses? What's the longest anyone's given a standing ovation at a film festival? and Why'd that boy go into the pool fully clothed? among many others.

NEXT WEEK: VELOCIPASTOR with BEN FROM IDYP

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*Seth Rogen Laugh*

MANNY SANTIAGO (A Boy and His Fridge, Falls Count Anywhere) joins the boys to learn about a horrible new drug sweeping the 1950s youth as they watch the 2005 musical comedy parody REEFER MADNESS. It certainly puts the HI in hijinks, featuring Alan Cumming, Kristen Bell, Neve Campbell and Jesus himself. You know, a very standard Showtime Original Movie cast. 

Join them as they answer questions such as Does anybody watch Showtime? Is Alan Cumming actually Omnipotent? What are they doing with the weed side effects? Does Kristen Bell know the ending of Romeo and Juliet? and How does this compare to the original PSA/Propoganda film? among others...

NEXT WEEK: ANNABELLE COMES HOME

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When we started this show, we mostly did family comedies in a similar vein to The Pacifier. Now we're on our second NC-17 rated movie. What an evolution we've gone through. 

THERESA (The Gremlins episode, @tortellinguini on twitter) hitchhikes to Vegas with the boys in order to talk about SHOWGIRLS, a legendary "so bad it's good" movie. Sex, rage, dance, monkeys, and bizarre dialogue abound. Oh, and as the title suggests, nipples. There are so many nipples in this movie. 

Join them as they answer questions such as Wait, is this actually good? What's Paul Verhoven doing? How old is our main protagonist, emotionally? Does Luke have a SmoothMyBalls promo code? and How old was Elizabeth Berkley when she filmed this? among others...

NEXT WEEK: REEFER MADNESS: THE MUSICAL 

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Too much Tunes or not nearly enough? That seems to be the central question in this episode. 

The Boys are stuck in the Server-Verse, so they have to talk about SPACE JAM A NEW LEGACY. I mean, they talked about the first one, so why not go do the sequel? What could possibly go wrong?

Join them as they answer questions such as: Do these writers HATE Lebron James? Which Space Jam is the better Space Jam? Is this even a movie? Did we laugh at all? and Is Sylvester the Cat a racist? among others...

NEXT WEEK: SHOWGIRLS with THERESA

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There are so many great moments in our first 60something episodes, it was hard to decide what moments should make it in our first episode, but these bits make us smile and laugh. Do you have a favorite that didn't make it? Let us know so we can add it into the next Best Of comp!

Thanks to all our wonderful guests from the very beginning! You guys keep this show fresh and fun! 

NEXT WEEK: SPACE JAM: A NEW LEGACY

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Stay tuned after the outro theme! This week has our first post-credits sequence!

CORY WEISSMAN joins the boys around the streets of New York City and Long Island as they avoid people they owe money, and talk about the 2019 thriller UNCUT GEMS. Let's get stressed out once again! Sorry Connor's audio is a little weird in this one!

Join them as they answer questions such as Is this Adam Sandler's best performance? How did we feel during this? Would we ever be able to get a word in with Howie? Was Idina Menzel a tall child? and What other actors would we like to see play the role of Howie? among others...

NEXT WEEK: OUR FIRST BEST OF EPISODE!

Any favorite moments from the show? Tweet us, email us, or give us a call!

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There are no hidden messages in this podcast, we swear. It's a normal episode that will not subliminally tell you to avoid a movie.

NAT MARLOWE (97.5 FM The Fanatic) joins the boys in the future for some reason to discuss the Claymation Charles Manson musical LIVE FREAKY! DIE FREAKY! Is there a reason this movie isn't super well known? Or is it a true hidden gem? The amount of closeup claymation sex in the first act should let you know what that answer is. 

Join them as they answer questions such as Is this pro-Charles Manson? Who is this made for? Why are the dongs so detailed? If Green Day, Good Charlotte, and Travis Barker are part of a voice cast, does that mean the music would be good? and What the Hell?? among others...

NEXT WEEK: UNCUT GEMS 

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hon hon hon hon sacre bleu baguette hon hon hon hon

Zut Alors! BRANDON TANCZAK (JERKS Productions) journeys to France to meet up with the boys and help them talk to a stranger about the 2001 Romantic Comedy AMELIE. It's a very French movie about a very French woman. So that means get ready for some cringeworthy French accents!

Join them as they answer questions such as Is Amelie a God? How much fun is this opening sequence? Do we like hair up or hair down? What cult TV show did this movie inspire? and Remember the Water Horse? among others...

NEXT WEEK: LIVE FREAKY, DIE FREAKY! with NATTY MARLOWE

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Thank you for coming on, Brandon! Follow Jerks Productions on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube for updates on their first feature film APHASIA!

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