No Hugging, No Learning

In case you missed it, we teamed up with our friends at LoMo Media for their Christmas Special this year as well as releasing our own! If you already listened to it when they released it (prior to Christmas), feel free to skip this one. But for most of you it's new and you haven't heard it!

We'll be back with new, regular NHNL episodes in the New Year!

From LoMo Media:

"Ho ho no! Our friends at No Hugging, No Learning were naughty this year, and as punishment, we subjected them to an insane, Hulk Hogan-starring family adventure fever dream that we found on YouTube. No one made it through in one sitting. Throw on your best Desert Storm camo and join us for our first annual Christmas special as we suffer through John Murlowski's SANTA WITH MUSCLES."

"It's Christmastime, and the Griswolds are preparing for a family seasonal celebration. But things never run smoothly for Clark, his wife Ellen, and their two kids. Clark's continual bad luck is worsened by his obnoxious family guests, but he manages to keep going, knowing that his Christmas bonus is due soon."

-Original Release Date: 12/1/1989-

It's a very No Hugging, No Learning Christmas Special! This week, Tim and Ted are joined by a special guest to discuss the one movie everyone thinks of whenever they think of "Seinfeld star in a Christmas movie".

This year, HBO Max are being a little Grinchy and making so you can only watch this movie through them (legally), you can do that here.

Music used in this special:

Clipdick- A Very Seinfeld Christmas

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"George take a book into a store's bathroom. Kramer and Newman start a rickshaw business. Uncle Leo shoplifts. Elaine drunkenly makes out with a co-worker." -Original Air Date: 4/9/1998-

This week we're talking about The Bookstore, the Ikea Customer Service Guy on TikTok, Jacked Prison Leo and a very odd outdoor scene.

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Listening for the first time and just looking for the episode discussion? Skip to 23:09!

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Music: Kevin Bewersdorf - "The Last Seinfeld"

"Kramer and Mickey act out medical scenes. Puddy tells Elaine he's religious. Jerry's girlfriend says 'it's me'. George tries to 'go out on a high note'." -Original Air Date: 3/19/1998-

This week we're talking about The Burning, our knowledge and experience with Christian music, Arby's being GOOD and Tim's theory about George's upbringing.

This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time.

We're on Patreon now! Support the show by checking out http://www.patreon.com/nohugging. We just released our review of Bloodsport! How is that in the Seinfeld Universe? Listen and find out!

Listening for the first time and just looking for the episode discussion? Skip to 15:47!

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Music: Kevin Bewersdorf - "The Last Seinfeld"

"Kramer "retires" in Florida. Jerry buys Morty a gadget. George lies about a house in the Hamptons. Elaine wonders if her boyfriend is black." -Original Air Date: 2/26/1998-

This week we're talking about The Wizard, Kramer's questionable campaigning pose, interracial couples and being bad at math.

This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time.

We're on Patreon now! Support the show by checking out http://www.patreon.com/nohugging. We (finally) wrapped up Halloween Month with our new review of Transylvania 6-5000 with Michael Richards!

Listening for the first time and just looking for the episode discussion? Skip to 28:16!

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"George dates two women at once. Elaine dates a poor man. Jerry fails to recognize a man who lives next door. Kramer buys a stronghold for his valuables." -Original Air Date: 2/5/1998-

This week we're talking about The Strongbox, GREAT George bits, non-parrot parrot sounds and graverobbing.

This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time.

We're on Patreon now! Support the show by checking out http://www.patreon.com/nohugging. We (finally) wrapped up Halloween Month with our new review of Transylvania 6-5000 with Michael Richards!

Listening for the first time and just looking for the episode discussion? Skip to 16:53!

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Music: Kevin Bewersdorf - "The Last Seinfeld"

"Sally Weaver's one-woman show about Jerry is a hit. George's girlfriend resembles Jerry. A "New Yorker" cartoon confuses Elaine. Kramer stops talking." -Original Air Date: 1/29/1998-

This week we're talking about The Cartoon, sneaking into the movies, monthly rent in NYC and SO MANY new locations!

This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time.

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Listening for the first time and just looking for the episode discussion? Skip to 15:59!

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Music: Kevin Bewersdorf - "The Last Seinfeld"

"Jerry gets a bag that looks like a purse. Puddy wears a fur coat. George's wallet is stuffed too full. Newman has an affair with the super's wife." -Original Air Date: 1/15/1998-

This week we're talking about The Reverse Peephole, how we are NOT sponsored by Ridge Wallet, back pain and another hidden Newman skill.

This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time.

We're on Patreon now! Support the show by checking out http://www.patreon.com/nohugging. Halloween Month might be over (?) but everything is still up for you to enjoy!

Listening for the first time and just looking for the episode discussion? Skip to 27:58!

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Music: Kevin Bewersdorf - "The Last Seinfeld"

"Jerry negotiates buying a car from Puddy. George can't get a Twix out of a vending machine. Kramer takes a salesman on a thrilling test drive." -Original Air Date: 1/8/1998-

This week we're talking about The Dealership, Tim and Ted's delirious relationship with car dealerships, old people having nothing better to do and supplemental restraint.

This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time.

We're on Patreon now! Support the show by checking out http://www.patreon.com/nohugging. Halloween Month continues with TWO Seinfeld-Universe Members in 1993's Addams Family Values!

Listening for the first time and just looking for the episode discussion? Skip to 25:40!

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Music: Kevin Bewersdorf - "The Last Seinfeld"

"Frank brings back his holiday, "Festivus". George invents a charity. Kramer's 12-year strike at a bagel shop ends. Elaine pursues a free sandwich." -Original Air Date: 12/18/1997-

This week we're talking about The Strike, a meme format Ted hasn't heard of, getting into magic and Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide.

This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time.

We're on Patreon now! Support the show by checking out http://www.patreon.com/nohugging. Halloween Month continues with TWO Seinfeld-Universe Members in 1993's Addams Family Values!

Listening for the first time and just looking for the episode discussion? Skip to 21:09!

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Music: Kevin Bewersdorf - "The Last Seinfeld"