No Hugging, No Learning

"En route to a dinner party, Elaine and Jerry pair off to find a perfect dessert, while Kramer and George search for the right wine -- only nothing seems to work out the way they planned." -Original Air Date: 2/3/1994-

This week we're talking about The Dinner Party, Tim never hearing about a black and white cookie, Kramer continuing to think that anything sex-related is hilarious, the social faux pas that made Ted irrationally upset and THE WORST ADR WE'VE EVER SEEN (heard?)

This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time.

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Music: Kevin Bewersdorf - "The Last Seinfeld"

"Elaine agonizes over a woman's refusal to pass her some toilet tissue when she finds that her restroom stall is lacking." -Original Air Date: 1/6/1994-

This week we're talking about The Stall, Tony the Mimbo, 900 numbers and how Jerry treats anything sexual like he's 70 years old.

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Music: Kevin Bewersdorf - "The Last Seinfeld"

"In the name of love, George goes through the process of converting to the Latvian Orthodox religion." -Original Air Date: 12/16/1993-

We're back, baby! This week we're talking about The Conversion, snooping in medicine cabinets, Frank and Estelle thinking George is in a cult and KAVORCA!

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Music: Kevin Bewersdorf - "The Last Seinfeld"

"Frenetic holiday fare about an absentminded father who frantically tries to find a popular toy on Christmas Eve."

-Original Release Date: 11/6/1996-

It's a very No Hugging, No Learning Christmas Special! This week, Tim and Ted are joined by a special guest to discuss one of the best Christmas movies ever...according to everyone but Tim.

Buy Jingle All The Way or see when it's going to be on TV near you here!

Music used in this special:

Audionautix- Carol of the Bells

Rams Videos- Living Room Fireplace

Clipdick- A Very Seinfeld Christmas

Follow our guest on twitter here and check out his band Crooner! Both of their singles are available to stream for free on Spotify and Bandcamp.

This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time...normally.

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"Elaine's Native American friend Winona thinks Jerry is racially insensitive when he presents Elaine with a cigar-store Indian statue as a peace offering after not driving her home from George's place." -Original Air Date: 12/9/1993-

This week we've got a doozy with The Cigar-Store Indian, saving TV Guide for some reason, the creepy version of Ted Buckland from Scrubs and another round of "Is This Problematic?" with all of the racial stuff getting thrown around.

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Music: Kevin Bewersdorf - "The Last Seinfeld"

"Jerry yearns for a massage from his new girlfriend; Elaine worries about her new boyfriend's name." -Original Air Date: 11/18/1993-

This week we're talking about The Masseuse, New York serial killers, a time when OJ Simpson was only a famous football player/actor and whether or not we're okay with not being liked.

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Music: Kevin Bewersdorf - "The Last Seinfeld"

"Jerry frets over leaving his incompetent barber; George gets a job." -Original Air Date: 11/11/1993-

This week we're talking about The Barber, Jerry bringing back the NORMxCORE and looking trendy, a big hole in the plot that could have solved everything and Edward Scissorhands.

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Music: Kevin Bewersdorf - "The Last Seinfeld"

"Jerry and Elaine suspect Kramer's yogurt shop is causing their weight gain." -Original Air Date: 11/4/1993-

This week we're talking about The Non-Fat Yogurt! We also cover the show trying to be edgy, a weird Rube Goldberg sequence and we TRY to make sense of how this episode is connected to Season 3.

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Music: Kevin Bewersdorf - "The Last Seinfeld"

"George tries to capitalize on Jerry's date with a deaf woman." -Original Air Date: 10/28/1993-

This week we're talking about The Lip Reader, Ted and his wife's nightmare Lyft in LA, "Nice Guy" Jerry Seinfeld and why George Costanza would be a meme in 2019.

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Music: Kevin Bewersdorf - "The Last Seinfeld"

"Jerry and Elaine agree to be godparents to a couples's newborn boy, but they're apprehensive about the duties they must perform at the baby's first religious ceremony." -Original Air Date: 10/14/1993-

This week we're talking about The Bris as well as Jerry's awful Godfather impression, uncircumcised penises and a scene with great sound-effects work (as opposed to The Glasses). Also, how unintentionally timely is it that this is the week that we got to the episode with Charles Levin?

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Music: Kevin Bewersdorf - "The Last Seinfeld"