No Hugging, No Learning

"Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer lose their car in a mall parking garage." -Original Air Date: 10/30/1991-

This is a doozy of an episode as Tim and Ted recap The Parking Garage! They talk about George heroically trying to stop child abuse, peeing/pooping in public and Scientologists.

They also try SELTZER CHOCOLATE MILK at the very beginning, if you'd like to see video of it, click here!

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"The library contacts Jerry about an overdue book dating back to 1971. According to Kramer, with a fine of 5 cents a day for 20 years, the cost could come to $50,000. In a flashback to when Jerry and George were teens in high school, Jerry attempts to recall exactly when he returned the book in question." -Original Air Date: 10/16/1991-

This week, Tim and Ted recap The Library! They talk about Jerry's terrible memory, how creepy his lust for Sherry Becker is and how Kramer can basically get any woman he wants.

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"Jerry gets stuck sitting for an unruly dog." -Original Air Date: 10/9/1991-

Tim and Ted are recapping The Dog (or as Jerry Seinfeld pronounces it, the dawwwg?!), and they touch on things like service animals on airplanes, Elaine making a GROSS drink and people that you're friends with only because you're both friends with someone else.

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"Jerry accepts a gift his parents wanted him to refuse." -Original Air Date: 10/2/1991-

This week, in addition to Tim and Ted recapping The Pen, they discuss Tim's pre-determined date of death, how old people apparently have nothing to talk about and another unexpected return with UNCLE LEO!

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"A woman wants to know why George doesn't want to see her." -Original Air Date: 9/25/1991-

This week, Tim and Ted are recapping The Truth, as well as talking about getting audited, accidentally seeing a friend naked and the return of TINA! They've also got their first listener email!

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"Jerry tries to help a dentist friend accused of insurance fraud." -Original Air Date: 9/18/1991-

We've reached season 3 babyyy! Tim and Ted talk about the changes that Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld tried to make to the show, they try to write a mission statement for George's homophobia and there's a taste test segment that is NOT for emetophobes (people who have a fear of vomiting)

If you're just checking us out for the first time, thanks! Whattup, r/Seinfeld?

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"A Busboy loses his job and his cat because of George. " -Original Air Date: 6/26/1991-

We've reached the Season 2 Finale in The Busboy, and this week Tim and Ted touch on Jerry's almost non-existent role in this episode, using public toilets and Kramer being a dog. They name their personal 5 BEST episodes and their personal WORST episode from Season 2.

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"Jerry, Elaine and George need reservations at a Chinese restaurant." -Original Air Date: 5/23/1991-

Ted was wondering if we'd get a bottle episode, and he got it this week with The Chinese Restaurant. The guys talk about making calls on payphones, trying to figure out the names of people that you know from somewhere, and having to go to the bathroom while you're fooling around.

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"Kramer persuades Jerry to get illegal cable service." -Original Air Date: 5/16/1991-

This week, Tim tries to explain to Ted why everyone was fascinated with the Kennedys, we get a really dramatic death scene that ~might~ not be able to air today and we meet a new persona of an existing character.

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"Jerry and Elaine mull intimacy but without commitment." -Original Air Date: 5/2/1991-

This Deal has a super-cringe inducing line right in the beginning, so we're starting off strong this week! Tim and Ted also talk about what Ted thought was a pretty modern concept in no-strings-attached relationships, over-acting and this, that and the other!

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