Welcome to Monday. No Lochlin, so James is back, and Caryma is here too!

Holy shit, it was a busy weekend.

Congrats to the Kansas City Chiefs Dynasty. They won the Superbowl, but Rhianna's "Satanic halftime show was the real story.

Patrick Mahomes is heroic, but he didn't dangle 200 feet in the air on a 12 by 12 platform belting out "Rude Boy" or "Work" for 20 solid minutes, pregnant. We discuss the anger of Christian football fans who thought Rhianna was doing a satanic ritual.

Canada and the US keep shooting down UFOs "roughly the size of a car, traveling at "High Altitudes."

We discuss the three we blow out f the sky over Alaska, the Yukon, and Lake Huron and what these "UFOs" might be. If it's Aliens, I can't WAIT to see the Pope's face when he realizes everything he believes is a lie. LOLZ)

There's probably a simple explanation, but the Jesus people and conspiracy pirates are going with a brand new conspiracy - Project Blue Beam. It's a fucking BEAUTY.

The Mayor of Toronto, John Tory, resigned a few months into his third term. He copped to an affair with a 31-year-old staffer (he's 68).

Did he have to resign? Is a 37-year age gap creepy? Who the fuck are we to judge consenting adults and all the mistakes they make? And what about that 37-year age gap?? I mean, it's gross, no?

And who benefitted more from Tory's resignation? Will Doug Ford leave the embattled Premier's office to run for the Mayor's chair?