It's a Super Bowl hangover and we are tired of certain ex-Housewives (ahem Jill Zarin & Taylor Armstrong) sharing their problematic views.

In our Self Checkouts ,Matt's wondering could he actually wipe his husband's butt while Jenn ponders why anybody bothers to leave a voicemail.

Our Nostalgia Check has us pitting Fruit Roll-Ups against Fruit by the Foot... which leather candy takes us back to better days?

In our RHOBH recap we have had hashtag enough of Mauricio "Mo-Mentum" showing up on all of our Bravo shows! And our The Traitors recap has Jenn d*ckmatized to the max (and yes, she would absolutely wipe Rob's butt).

You really don't want to skip this one!