No Offense But

No Offense But

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  • Andy is Pope

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    Did Jay-Z just nominate himself for the Super Bowl halftime show, or did we miss the memo that he’s in charge of literally everything? Tina and Marie are back with birthday celebrations, Bears victories, Halloween plans, and enough Bravo drama to keep the group chats busy until Christmas. This week, we're unpacking the latest celebrity relationship chaos, from Kendall and Bad Bunny's alleged prenup dealbreaker to Lewis Hamilton gifting Kim Kardashian a million-dollar Bugatti. Plus, Noah Wyle is People’s Sexiest Man Alive, North West is dressing up as Natalie Nunn, and apparently there’s a new Housewives franchise for every state in the union. Over in Bravo-land, Jeff Lewis is still giving us questionable lips and questionable management skills, RHOSLC is serving dominatrix looks and apology avoidance, RHONY has more Epstein-file drama than anyone knows what to do with, and the OC ladies are busy spending, fighting, and dressing up like Harajuku girls. We also have thoughts on Lisa Vanderpump's Vegas fixation, the return of RHONJ, and whether anyone actually enjoys The Hunger Games (spoiler: we do not). Add a little Herkle Derkle, some questionable television recommendations, and a reminder to stock up on your Seatopia seafood before the holidays, and your YISE Beauty for great gifts and you've got another week of pop culture commentary, Housewives hysteria, and unfiltered opinions. Happy Halloween, NOB Squad! Ciao for now!

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    1 hr 8 min
  • Body-ody-ody & AI Speedo pics

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    The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is back, but honestly, if you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all. Meanwhile, Tina’s recovering from a $10K mistake, Kim Kardashian is dressing up as North, Giggly Squad is selling out MSG, and Brownwyn is apparently shooting her shot with Craig after The Traitors. Plus, Andy Cohen’s AI speedo pic, Kylie’s $50 million fantasy bra, and enough Bravo chaos to fill several group chats. Tina and Christina recap the latest RHOSLC, RHONY, RHOC, and Flipping Out drama, including Lisa and Meredith’s painfully embarrassing musical comeback, Tamra’s questionable friendship tactics, and Vicki being… well, Vicki. They also share what they’re watching when reality TV isn’t providing enough secondhand embarrassment. Add puppy yoga, pickleball, Italian Village lasagna, a Bears victory, and some seriously delicious Seatopia scallops, and you’ve got another episode of pop culture hot takes, Housewives hysteria, and foodie fun. Ciao for now, NOB Squad!

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    1 hr 2 min
  • Dan Dan the Dog Man

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    Tina and Christina are back and if pumpkin spice has officially infiltrated Dawn Power Wash, it’s time for society to take a good, hard look in the mirror. The girls recap a weekend at the lake, celebrate Patrick surviving the plague, and pay tribute to Da Coach, Mike Ditka. Meanwhile, celebrity news is serving up newlywed surprises, questionable hookups, jealous rage, and garlic-in-the-ear mysteries. Over on Bravo, RHOSLC brings antique vibrators and unicorn dildos, RHONY delivers island drama and Taco Bell wedding demands, and RHOC proves that no one can hold a grudge quite like a Housewife. Plus, Jeff Lewis is firing clients, Christina is revisiting some gloriously bizarre TV, and the girls debate whether naming your baby Row is the new Coco. Add a little certified-clean Seatopia seafood, a YISE Beauty skincare obsession, and Chicago fall festivities, and you’ve got another episode packed with gossip, questionable decisions, and enough Bravo chaos to make pumpkin spice dish soap seem perfectly reasonable.

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    59 min
  • The Meiomi of it all...

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    Tina and Marie are back with another gloriously messy episode—and apparently Sunday Funday has officially become Sunday-Regret. They unpack Gypsy Rose’s devastating loss, Paris Fashion Week, celebrity legal drama, and the latest Bravo chaos before diving into Euphoria’s emotional gut punches and the winners of Big Brother. Meanwhile, RHONY brings private islands, credit-card deception and questionable boob-grabbing, Ultimate Girls Trip serves haunted hotels and granny gowns, and RHOC delivers Persian parties, OG drama and an Alexis meltdown. Add in Jeff Lewis, Southern Charm, short-man conspiracies, Bears football, pumpkin patches and a Seatopia seafood PSA, and you’ve got another episode of Tina & Marie proving that reality TV is basically cheaper than therapy. Ciao for now, NOB Squad! 🍸🐟

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    1 hr 7 min
  • Don't bite the hand, full of gefilte fish

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    Tina and Christina are kicking off Season 7 with a full-blown Bravo emergency: RHOSLC delivers wigs, divorces, ayahuasca and emotional chaos; RHONY has clout-chasing, private islands, rent-controlled apartments and matzo-ball soup confusion; and Next Gen NYC proves once again that these children need adult supervision. Meanwhile, Ultimate Girls Trip brings fur, lingerie, bad speeches and even worse talent-show performances, while RHOC serves family drama and vibrator questions. Add in a packed celebrity-news roundup, Traitors, Flipping Out, Bears football, fall in Chicago and some certified-clean Seatopia seafood, and Tina & Christina are officially back—and the Bravo group chat is already on fire.

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    1 hr 31 min
  • Swing the Pony & Do the Splits

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    Tina and Marie are back with a very full plate of pop culture chaos—starting with football, seafood, travel plans, and the important reminder to buy the shoes and eat the dessert because apparently AI is coming for us anyway. They dive into wild celebrity headlines, questionable Hollywood behavior, Emmy fashion, and plenty of Bravo hot takes before recapping RHONY’s triumphant return, Next Gen NYC hookups and heartbreak, Ultimate Girls Trip wig-snatching and Luann-induced headaches, and the latest RHOC insanity. Add in Euphoria, Below Deck, Worst Neighbor Ever, a Mr. T deep dive, and a Seatopia caviar-and-sashimi moment, and this episode has everything from reality TV mess to actual seafood—basically dinner and drama. Plus a surprise pop-in from Christina!

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    1 hr 17 min
  • Not a Total Woo Woo

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    Apparently I’m officially a “rich aunty,” and honestly… I’ll take it. Tina and Christina recap Labor Day weekend, a psychic reading that gets unexpectedly emotional, and a few messages from beyond that leave Tina wondering: Where was the Lakehouse drama?!

    Then it’s Bravo chaos resumes — RHONY is BACK, Martha Stewart is serving, John-John Kennedy tea is spilled, and Jessyl is fighting for her life with those bangs. Over on Next Gen NYC, Charlie continues to prove he’s the absolute worst, while Ultimate Girls Trip gives us Nene, Kyle, Vicki’s obsession with a man’s cologne, and enough delusion for everyone.

    Plus on RHOC, Tamra is a mess is lingerie, The Pastor’s Wife makes us all cringe, Chicago weekend plans, and a very sad realization that summer is officially coming to an end. 

    And yes, Caviar Club has officially leveled up with Seatopia sashimi and seafood. Because apparently we’re rich aunties with standards. 

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    1 hr 7 min
  • It's Giving Dillards

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    Tina & Marie are back with true crime theories, Beverly Hills shake-up's, Morgan Stewart's In-Law's, and enough Bravo drama to fill a lake house. 

    We’re talking the Lindsay Clancy trial, Bill Belichick’s nipple piercing (yes, really), and the Seatopia Caviar Club officially becoming a partnership! 🥂🐟

    Then we dive into NexGen NYC, where Friendsgiving gets messy, RHOC, where Vicki needs a scooter but apparently not for six-inch heels, and The Valley, where we beg everyone to PLEASE stop talking about Danny’s drinking.

    Plus Ted Lasso, Euphoria, Zendaya, reunion looks, Grand Canyon drama, and plenty of unsolicited opinions.

    Ciao for now, NOB Squad! 💋

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    1 hr 7 min
  • Gardy-loo!! Or get Shit-Faced...

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    Brad Pitt is drinking again—and Tina fully supports it. Tina & Christina recap Caviar Club 5, lake life, summer chaos and the return of the dreaded yard rat.

    Then it’s Bravo overload: Dorit drops $250K on a Paris vacation, House of Stassi gives us Beau-the-saint, Next Gen NYCbrings BravoCon drama and Liam proves chivalry isn’t dead. Plus Vicki is selling insurance, Shannon is having another meltdown, and The Valley is serving tax debt, narcissism and relationship chaos.

    Basically: rich people behaving badly, Bravo drama everywhere, and Tina & Christina saying what everyone else is thinking.

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    1 hr 18 min
  • Nepo Power Couples

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    This week we're back with another round of Bravo chaos, pop culture nonsense, and completely unnecessary opinions. We recap a lake weekend full of skinny margaritas, boat parties, lip flips, and Lollapalooza, before diving into everything from Usher's questionable concert antics and Housewives breakups to Vicki Gunvalson's FBI cyberattack drama. Then we're breaking down House of Stassi, The Valley, RHOC, The City, and Next Gen NYC—where relationships are hanging by a thread, Halloween parties somehow end in drink-throwing, and everyone seems to be one bad decision away from another reunion meltdown. Grab your skinny marg, lowkey stop saying "lowkey," and join us for another episode packed with hot takes, laughs, and just enough offense to keep things interesting.

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    1 hr 13 min

About No Offense But

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No Offense, But… is a Chicago-based pop culture podcast with a foodie flair. Hosted by Tina Kearney and rotating guest hosts (with the occasional solo episode), the show dishes on the…