No One Asked for That

Corinne has a lot to say since she went dark for all of January. Coherent? No. Entertaining? Also no. An absolute spiral. Almost certainly.

Corinne delves into why board games are stupid, yoga is a waste of time, and seasonal allergies are a facade.

Corinne recaps her "2020, wrap it or tap it" PowerPoint which - SHOCKER - was a di

Corinne recaps her tumultuous holiday and new year experiences and struggles on day 3 of 2021.

Getting angry about astronomy, Ed Sheeran, and Google Photos. Tbh probably another episode where Corinne blacked out without drinking.

Corinne does a deep dive on her most prized possession - her marry/fuck/kill poster.

On what was supposed to be her commencement ceremony day, Corinne answers the 36 "Fall in Love" questions to make men fall for her without putting in the effort. Nothing but true transparency and honesty in 2020!

Corinne discusses problematic traits she is attracted to and proceeds to forget everything else she was supposed to talk about today! On brand!!

Corinne spirals as she lists reasons - some justified and some not - she doesn't trust people. Cry for help or content? The world may never know.

Corinne has a 103 fever and talks about the many ways in which she has regressed since 2017.