It’s full-fledged chaos in the Ryan family this week as the Christmas arguments have kicked off... in November. And we need your opinion: do gift cards ruin the Christmas magic?

Lottie shares the most unattractive trait in a man, and no, it’s not wearing ankle socks with dress shoes - it's even worse.

Meanwhile, Bonnie’s heading to the Jonas Brothers concert, praying they recognise her in the crowd. Maybe this is her chance to reignite her singing career and finally join the band as the Bonus Jonas.

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Lottie's losing her marbles this week - she couldn't find her way home without Google Maps and she lost her diary! Not just any diary... THE diary. Thankfully, with a quick prayer to St. Anthony (and a charitable bribe), it resurfaced just in time to remind her of her appearance on the 6 o’clock show, where she chatted all things peri- and menopause. Most people loved it… but of course, the keyboard warriors came crawling out of their caves.

Bonnie shares her own experience receiving thoughtless comments around starting a family. She gets real about the struggles she's been facing, in hopes of spreading awareness and creating a safe place for anyone else on a similar journey - so no one feels alone.

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Lottie’s been fighting demons this week - and no, not the Halloween kind. Neither head lice nor bum worms are welcome in her home, but she’s ready in her hazmat suit just in case (think of the hair extensions!!).

On a deeper note, the sisters open up about the hardships that shaped who they are today; from the impossible standards placed on young girls in the performance industry to the lasting scars left by bullying.

As always, they pull each other through it, and remind each other (and us) that no matter what life throws your way, all you really need is one good friend.

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Just when you thought the birthday celebrations were over, Bonnie swoops in to steal the spotlight. As she enters this new era, she’s questioning her career path; is it time to get back on stage and answer her true calling? (Watch your backs, Westlife).

Meanwhile, Lottie’s been juggling it all, back-to-back birthdays, 17 different pumpkin costumes, and, wait for it, her new boobs (she wishes). Someone take her back to Thanksgiving dinner on the Upper East Side with Serena and Blair.

Psst... is it too soon to talk about Christmas?

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The verdict’s in on Molly Mae’s documentary, and let’s just say the reviews are in the toilet… literally. 

Lottie’s birthday has come and gone (along with everyone else’s who was in Kinara that night). Meanwhile, Bonnie’s been hit with a wave of homesickness watching her family and friends actually enjoy their lives without her - how dare they?! Not that she’d get an invite to Elliott's party anyway.

Lottie opens up about her difficult birthing experience, and no, not the ogre scare (but phew!) - while Bonnie reflects on HER most prized possession… a cool pop. Honestly, valid.

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It’s The Birthday Episode! And this week, it’s all about Lottie. Bonnie surprises her with birthday messages from her nearest and dearest, though they’re far from the emotional tributes she might’ve hoped for (Elliot excluded… but maybe he’s just trying to rival Taylor Swift’s new album drop). 

All Lottie really wants for her birthday is a trip to Sephora, a bushy thong, and a lunchbox with her name on it. Is that too much to ask?

Meanwhile, Bonnie’s been battling a migraine but still found the strength to binge Victoria Beckham’s new documentary, and she’s got thoughts. Oh, and after months of lying to her therapist, she finally ended things. Breakups are hard… even with your shrink.

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Lottie’s had a busy week decorating her house with pumpkins - and she’ll be spending the next week trying to locate her groin. Meanwhile, Bonnie’s wardrobe malfunction turned into a full-blown DIY project in the bathroom of a high-end work event (at least she got a seat at this one).

In preparation for Halloween, Lottie’s toying with the idea of dressing up as the ghost of Gerry Ryan (though some might say she’s already halfway there). With both birthdays approaching, the sisters get reflective, and realise they’ve been living in a toxic productivity spiral. Growth era incoming?

Just when things start to heat up, Fabio swoops in to play referee. (Psst, Lottie - just blame it on the pumpkins!)

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Bonnie finally scored a table at one of New York’s finest restaurants, and while the food was good, the overheard conversation was Michelin star level (think pompous with a capital P). Meanwhile, Lottie’s fresh new hair is just in time for the big 4-0, and she’s plotting her erotic road trip to Cockville… not to be confused with Willy Lane.

Fashion crimes are on trial this week: will it be Selena Gomez in Sofia Richie's wedding dress, or Bonnie rocking the white socks? (Someone’s doing time.) Lottie admits she’s a magnet for weirdos—though luckily, Bonnie’s a natural fit.

And finally, would you hide your wedding ring just to land a sale? The girls weigh in… though Lottie’s OnlyFans may already have the answer.

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Season 2 is here, and the sisters are back! Bonnie spent her summer playing musical chairs—couch-surfing one minute, and being demoted from the NYFW front row the next. Meanwhile, Lottie was buried under her never-ending to-do list, only for mum guilt to take over and leave her arguing with herself in the shower (Bonnie's advice: make a music video).

Lottie's phone is listening to her, so her algorithm will undoubtedly be full of vaginal filler ads after this episode (labia puff anyone?), because she DEFINITELY hasn't gotten one already...

After a healthy amount of family time in Italy and Ireland, the girls still (somehow) like each other—against all odds. Now they’re back to catch up, overshare, and officially kick off Season 2.

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Lottie is potty training! No, not herself—although after last week's confessions, we wouldn’t be surprised. The girls reflect on what it’s like growing up in the spotlight with your dirty laundry on full display—sometimes literally, knickers and all (sorry B).

Meanwhile, has anyone got a spare $800? Bonnie needs her roots done and might be back to student life as she considers a dramatic career pivot… nursing anyone?

It’s the season finale! But don’t worry—you won’t be left high and dry. Fabio’s here to lull us out of Season 1 with a song from the heart. *Adds to sleep playlist*

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