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What happens when Pedro and Deb from Napoleon Dynamite, a police officer, and Captain Jack Sparrow all come together to talk crime and comedy? The first annual No One Gets Hurt Podcast Halloween Episode of course!!!!!

And what a way to celebrate as we welcome back special guest, Gil! And as a bonus, his girlfriend and podcast partner Amber joins us as well!

We take a deep dive into the infamous case of Elizabeth Holmes and the debacle that was Theranos, a company that was supposed to be the next breakthrough of medicinal science, in not one, but TWO different ways

From conception to conviction, we break down this bizarre situation, as it gets more and more out of control.

We also talk about Gil and Amber's love of Halloween costumes and possibly one of the most out of pocket couple's costumes you've ever heard!

As always, we appreciate you tuning in and we are so grateful for all of the love and support we have received. From our fans to our spectacular guests we have begun to build something beautiful and we want to thank you all!!!

Don't forget to hit us up on IG @noonegetshurtpod with your suggestions or comments! If you have gripes, concerns or complaints, dm JJ directly @jjjorgensonnn she loves to hear them!

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Have you ever ordered DoorDash and didn't receive your order? Well it happened to today's subject to the tune of over $1m in orders...

On today's episode we welcome special guest, Paulina Perez and on the menu of discussion, a woman who pretended to be an influencer for free spoils, who ended up defrauding DoorDash out of over $1m!

We also talk to Paulina about her experience on Kill Tony and her upcoming comedy ventures

Then Tonio takes us home with another Prison Pop Quiz! Do you know what prison wine is called? Or what 2 things ramen is used for??? Find out today!

As always we appreciate all of you!!! Don't forget you can DM us on Instagram @noonegetshurtpod!

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Golf isn't just a gentleman's game. Apparently it's also a criminal enterprise???

On today's episode we welcome special guest, Mark Smalls to unpack a wild hole-in-one scam, the Kim bros' LA tee-time schedule, and of course Tonio's unpredictable Prison Pop Quiz!

Its golf, crime, and comedy where No One Gets Hurt!

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TOUCHDOWNS, 0. MISSING MONEY, $400K.

On today's episode we welcome special guest, Dino Hasanagic, and we tackle a Southern California high school fundraising scandal involving missing booster club money, fraud and some questionable financial decisions by a high school mom. She allegedly stole nearly $400k from the Aliso Niguel football program.

Our guest, Dino, gives a controversial take on the subject: "Should con artists really get punished if people are gullible enough to fall for their scams?" Tonio disagrees and is on the kids' team. That money was for them. What do you think? Leave your opinion in the comments!

When Dino realizes we're talking about HIS former high school, his reaction takes an unexpected turn...?

True crime. Financial fraud. High school football. And absolutely no one gets hurt!

NO ONE GETS HURT, a true crime comedy podcast where an attorney and a 6 time felon discuss scams, schemes, scandals and fraud, and the comedic side of it all!

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Have you stolen any crypto lately? We hope not but the subject of today's conversation stole A LOT.

Today we welcome special guest, Lucas Sisro and we discuss a 22yo man named Malone Lam, who was allegedly the ringleader of a crypto theft team. We dive into their tactics and tally up the total amount of crypto they stole (hint: it's A LOT)

Then, Tonio is back with another Prison Pop Quiz. Will Lucas survive? Will JJ finally not get shanked??? Find out the answers along with why Tonio is grateful towards a police officer?!

As always we appreciate you tuning in and all the love and support we've received. Don't forget to hit the follow button for more great episodes and new episodes every Thursday!!!

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Do you think, in the age of information, it should be common practice to fact check things?

Welllllll, apparently some people fail to do this and unfortunately become victims of a scam.

Today we welcome special guest, Ricky Lopez, and we offer our comedic takes on Daejon Love, a man who allegedly scammed over 60 women out of more than $1.3 million by convincing them he played for the San Francisco 49ers.

Also, Tonio is back with another segment of Prison Pop quiz, and we find out exactly how Ricky would make out in prison.

As always, we appreciate everyone for tuning in and all the love and support we receive. Don't forget to email us @ [email protected] or dm us on Instagram @noonegetshurtpod or message us on Facebook: No One Gets Hurt. We would love to hear from you!

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If someone told you the ruby red slippers from 'The Wizard of Oz' were made of real rubies, would you believe them?

On today's episode, we welcome special guest, Suzi Chicago and we jump down the rabbit hole of a heist of silly, ridiculous proportions. 

A museum was broken into and the culprit stole the authentic screen worn ruby red slippers from the film. At an estimated cost of over $1m, the premise is silly but the crime is serious.

Unfortunately, due to technical difficulties, the second half of the episode was lost. The episode time we were able to retrieve however, is a fantastic time that we are excited to share! Suzi was such a wonderful guest! You can see her special on YouTube!

As always, we thank you all so very much for tuning in and all the love and support for our podcast! Don't forget to email or dm us if you have any comments or a scam or crime you'd like to share or have us cover!

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How does a run of the mill burglary turn into a potential international crime/spy ring?

IT'S EPISODE 25!!! And today we welcome special guest, Johnny Roque, and we discuss the curious case of a couple who tragically died in a helicopter accident, then were the postmortem victims of burglary.

As the mystery unravels, what police find after catching the suspects throws a surprising twist to the story. Could their findings perhaps lead to something much deeper? Even a possible international crime/spy ring?

Do you know what it means to "jump in the box" in prison? Probably not what you think! All of this and more on today's episode of No One Gets Hurt!

As always we appreciate you tuning in and all of the love and support we have been getting! Don't forget to dm us on Instagram @noonegetshurtpod or email @ [email protected] and give us some feedback! Perhaps there's a crime you'd like our comedic take on or maybe you or someone you know has been scammed! Hit us up!!!!!

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What do you know about polka? Do you know where it originated? Do you know what awards there are for polka music? Did you know that a grammy nominated polka artist created a multimillion dollar Ponzi scheme?

Today we welcome special guest, Jeff King, and we dive into the tale of Polka King Jan Lewan, and his descent from grammy nominated artist to Ponzi scheme operator. 

Then we find out the details of how a Florida man got a DUI on a riding lawnmower?!

As usual we give F's! Feloniesl, Funnies and Facts (allegedly!)

We want to hear from YOU! DM us @noonegetshurtpod on Instagram or email us at [email protected] and ask us anything! Give us feedback on how you think we are doing! Maybe you or someone you know got scammed! Send us the story and we will potentially cover it on an episode! Thank you for joining us!

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Kingpin: a person or thing that is essential to the success of an organization or operation

KingPenn: today's topic

Take a trip with us to a place the locals call "Happy Valley" to none other than Penn State University. Some dirty dealings by today's guest's "celebrity look-alike" led to some serious charges against a man who very strangely (albeit accurately) resembles today's guest. 

We welcome special guest Jamie Acevedo! We talk with him about the differences between the California and New York comedy scenes, the difference between being from Long Island vs being from New York and the work he does at a well known local comedy club!

And then.....

You have warrants... The police find you... You decide to run... Where do you hide? 

Well on today's episode you will learn exactly where NOT to hide!

As always we thank you so much for tuning in and we look forward to continuing our growth and providing our treasured followers with the facts (kinda lol) and the funnies!