Niki and Anna leave the Terrace House. Taishi the Living Meme keeps on truckin.

The Facebook Group.

The "Aloha, it's beach" shirt. Profit goes to the ACLU.

The theme song is called "Knock Off" by Ryan Mitchell Grey from the album Ne Plus Ultra, which you should go listen to.

Taishi is meme incarnate.

Everything you need to find the new show.

The "Aloha, it's beach" shirt. Profit goes to the ACLU.

This week in the Terrace House: Literally everything.

The Facebook Group.

The "Aloha, it's beach" shirt. Profit goes to the ACLU.

The theme song is called "Knock Off" by Ryan Mitchell Grey from the album Ne Plus Ultra, which you should go listen to.

This dead fish could lead to a kiss.

The Facebook Group.

The "Aloha, it's beach" shirt. Profit goes to the ACLU.

The theme song is called "Knock Off" by Ryan Mitchell Grey from the album Ne Plus Ultra, which you should go listen to.

Calm down kids, the adults are speaking.

The Facebook Group is ALIVE.

The "Aloha, it's beach" shirt. Profit goes to the ACLU.

The theme song is called "Knock Off" by Ryan Mitchell Grey from the album Ne Plus Ultra, which you should go listen to.

Today on Terrace House Aloha State: Triendl hates it all.

The Facebook Group is ALIVE.

The "Aloha, it's beach" shirt. Profit goes to the ACLU.

The theme song is called "Knock Off" by Ryan Mitchell Grey from the album Ne Plus Ultra, which you should go listen to.

Our Terrace House protagonist becomes the antagonist.

The Facebook Group is ALIVE.

The "Aloha, it's beach" shirt. Profit goes to the ACLU.

The theme song is called "Knock Off" by Ryan Mitchell Grey from the album Ne Plus Ultra, which you should go listen to.

Guy goes surfing, and that's a big deal.

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The "Aloha, it's beach" shirt. Profit goes to the ACLU.

The theme song is called "Knock Off" by Ryan Mitchell Grey from the album Ne Plus Ultra, which you should go listen to.

Terrace House's newest member throws its most determined off his game.

Find us on Twitter @noscriptatall.

The "Aloha, it's beach" shirt. Profit goes to the ACLU.

The theme song is called "Knock Off" by Ryan Mitchell Grey from the album Ne Plus Ultra, which you should go listen to.

Terrace House loses its protagonist. Or does the focus just shift?

Lauren actually does get a goodbye collage off-screen.

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Buy a shirt. Profit goes to the ACLU.

The theme song is called "Knock Off" by Ryan Mitchell Grey from the album Ne Plus Ultra, which you should go listen to.