This week, we encounter two things with the supernatural ability to stick around: the MCU and Paul Rudd's agelessness. In this episode, we're diving into our review of Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania, starring Paul Rudd, Evangeline Lily, Michael Douglas, Michelle Pfeiffer, Jonathan Majors and Kathryn Newton.

NEXT UP:

Creed III

2023 | PG-13 | 1h 56m

Quoth the Seven, "Nevermore!"

This week's film is a 2022 Gothic mystery starring Christian Bale, and Harry Melling as esteemed American poet Edgar Allan Poe. 

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Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania

2023 | PG-13 | 2h 4m

Just when you thought we were out— we pull you back in! And there's about to be a much needed absence of sevens in the world once again. 

In this episode, your favorite unsolicited film critics give their analysis of 2022's biggest movie moments, masterpieces, and mess-ups. Plus, riveting speculation about what the future of cinema will bring in 2023. This is one episode you will *not* want to miss. 

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The Pale Blue Eye 

2022 | R | 2h 8m

We live in a twilight world, and there are no sevens at dusk...

We are finally BACK! Sort of. This week's [month's?] movie is Christopher Nolan's 2020 film Tenet starring John David Washington, Elizabeth Debicki, Robert Pattinson, and Kenneth Branagh.

In a weirdly apropos turn of events, the release of this podcast was delayed and may also have some audio problems.

I don't even know what our next movie is gonna be for sure. Probably Top Gun at some point. Maybe something else. Just watch all the movies and be ready for anything. We'll try to put something out soon-ish

Riddle me this: what's the latest superhero flick directed by Matt Reeves and starring Robert Pattinson, Zoë Kravitz, and Paul Dano? 

The Batman. The answer's The Batman. 

Also our next movie is Tenet

Of all the episodes in all the podcasts in all the internet, you listen to this one...

In honor of its 80th anniversary, we discuss the 1942 film Casablanca starring Humphrey Bogart, Ingrid Bergman, and Paul Henreid.

Our next movie: The Batman (or Tenet, so just watch them both)

With a great podcast comes great reviews...right? 

Our next movie: Casablanca

Watch on HBO Max

I'm not going to do the whole link thing because it's a lot of work tbh and I'm already late putting this episode out

Also thank you to all of our listeners who supported us through 2021! 

I must not rate a seven. A seven is the review-killer. A seven is the little death that brings total obliteration. 

We're back this week with our review of the highly anticipated Dune, directed by Denis Villeneuve and starring Timothée Chalamet, Zendaya, Rebecca Ferguson, Oscar Isaac, Stellan Skarsgård, Jason Momoa, Javier Bardem, Dave Bautista, and Josh Brolin. 

We're breaking the cardinal rule this week: No Sevens goes 007! After having "No Time To Record," the boys finally reunite to discuss the final installment in Daniel Craig's Bond legacy, No Time To Die, starring, of course, Daniel Craig, alongside Rami Malek, Ana de Armas, Léa Seydoux, Ralph Fiennes, and Lashana Lynch. 

No Time To Die | 2021 | PG-13 | 2h 43m

Now in theaters.

Our next movie: A Ghost Story | 2017 | R | 1h 32m

Watch on Netflix

Rent on Amazon Prime Video

Watch on VidAngel

This episode features our first foreign language film, Andhadhun! It was directed by Sriram Raghavan and stars Ayushmann Khurrana, Tabu, Radhika Apte, Anil Dhawan, and Manav Vij. 

Andhadhun | 2018 | NR | 2h 19m

Watch on Netflix

Our next movie: Space Jam: A New Legacy | 2021 | PG | 2h 0m

Watch on HBO Max

Producer's note: Because of our busy schedules, we aren't planning to put out the Space Jam episode until two weeks from today. So next week will be a sort of bonus episode if we're able to successfully resurrect the lost Rango episode. Or no episode. Could go either way.