No turn on red, yield on green,

no shoes, no shirt, no service

Have a nice day, slippery when wet,

is plastic o.k., you bet ya

Bridge may be icy, are you in line,

deer Xing, gaz, food lodging

Keep America beautiful,

left lane must turn left

Slow down save a life, clean dirt,

credit or debit, posted,

Shoplifters will always be prosecuted

to the fullest extend of the law

Pass with care, ten items or less,

you're good to go, that's awesome

Are you guys ready for desert,

or are you still working on this

The sounds and signs of America,

I love to hear and see

The sounds and signs of America,

they are so dear to me

Bring your own bottle, support our troops,

oversized load, that's yammie,

Buckle up we care and it's the law,

satisfaction guaranteed

All you can eat, how am I driving,

open 24 hours

I love you, I love you too,

no solliciting, good food

This completes our tour today,

don't forget to take your personal belongings

Yard sale, garage sale, estate sale, Thanksgiving sale,

Christmas sale, Easter sale, Mothersday sale, Fathersday sale,

back to school sale, here a sale, there a sale,

great sale, huge sale, super sale, sale, sale

Adopt a highway, thank you for coming,

thank you for having us, no hunting

Ready to order, excellent choise,

I had that yesterday...

The sounds and signs of America,

I love to hear and see

The sounds and signs of America,

they are so dear to me

No turn on red, yield on green,

no shoes, no shirt, no service

Have a nice day, slippery when wet,

is plastic o.k., you bet

Tekst en muziek: Marc De Koninck

Cover photo: Wouter van Drenth

Copyright: © 2009