That's no moon, it's The Day the Sky Exploded! Be here as we begin our Mayan Calander Apocalypse Countdown where we will showcase world ending budget pictures for the next few weeks in an attempt to entertain and distract you from the inevitable end of everything. Enjoy!

NAZIS!!! That's really all you need to know. Counterblast. Enjoy!

I see a bad moon arising....and it looks like porn. Werewolf Woman. Enjoy!

Yellow again listeners! Are you the type of person inclined to use mustard gas as an aphrodisiac? Then have we got a show for you! Made in a little place called the Phillipines, perhaps you've heard of, I assure you it's a real place. So just sit back, turn up the volume, and let us infect your ears with entertainment!

Prepare yourselves for another mind-blowing experience with The Alpha Incident. A film that's not afraid to ask the important questions; like can you keep it in your pants long enough to survive a quarentine? I swear we talk about for at least 5 minutes in there. Enjoy!

Have we got a treat for you this Halloween kiddies! The William Castle and Vincent Price classic, House On Haunted Hill. But that's not all kiddies, because this week Aaron  Spadaro brings his bag of tricks to the party in his first ever appearance on the show! Listen if you dare, Heeeheee-Haaa-Haaa-Ha-Ha! Enjoy kiddies!

We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today, we review Alien Species!

Join us on this exciting (yawn) journey in the...uh...Unknown....Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*huh!* Oh, sorry. Let me rephrase that. Listen to Lucas and Dave rant on a movie that almost put us to sleep. So get yourself some Tim Horton's coffee and avoid looking the crazy lady directly in the eyes as we plow through the Unknown World. WARNING: This episode is not recomended for people who have any sympathy for rabbits or respect for science. Enjoy!

Youve Saved Enough Cash

Earth has just been sold for scraps to a lizard man from another world, and he's coming here with an army of androgynous androids armed with lightsabers to collect his bounty. Now only a rag-tag team of mustachioed gentlemen and scantily clad females, along with their two kinky, racist, and pretty much useless sidekick robots, can save the day! Or after the "hero" dies they might just join up with the lizard man to get a cut of that sweet, sweet space money. So throw the cushions off the couch and enjoy Star Odyssey!

Get ready for an Emergency Landing in this weeks episode, gentle listeners. Is it love? Is it hate? Is it a Romantic Comedy or a Daredevil Action Flick? Where's the Robot? I don't know, but we got a Bad Mexican and a Midget so who cares. The whole damned thing is just a set up for the last two minutes anyways. Enjoy!