In which Gaby and Sarah lay out their philosophy of campology and explore what it meant to be a working single mother for Bette and Joan in Hollywood. They also touch on Jane Austen (of course), Kenneth Williams, Susan Sontag and Marie Antoinette. As well as the recurring theme of the Real Housewives. We also find out why Gaby chewed gum and smoked as a teenager and Sarah contemplates how much paperwork there would be if she were the teacher of Joan Crawford’s children.