In today’s show the country is united (for 5 minutes) with a single cigarette and Chas and David peer into their Thanksgiving goblet to find broken candy restored, new life through coffee, solace in cinema, and perhaps most strange of all, enthusiasm in the airport terminal. Plus a battle Royale of Thanksgiving foods. Enjoy!

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In today’s episode Luke Cederman and John Philbin join Chas and David to glean 8 years of lesson learned about where to put your spent shopping cart, how to avoid a road rage incident, the dangers of peeing while standing, why pumpkin spice is a lie, and the redundancy of the sugar cookie. Enjoy!

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In today’s show Chas and David shirk invites to the Jenner Bond-themed 70th birthday and distill the essence of how to throw a memorable party, define the difference between dress-up and cosplay, calculate how many hungry children could have been fed with tchotchke funds, and reflect on the time mainstream US media questioned whether Ms Rachel was working for Hamas. Enjoy!

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In today’s show Chas and David rage against the machine while trying to find virtue in a $1 trillion comp package, question how their Spotify playlist is connected to war weapons manufacturing, bid fond farewell to the flesh and bone Amazon worker, and attempt to see a logical reason why their checking account is funding private prison. Enjoy!

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In today’s show Chas and David ponder the benefits of a Lavender Marriage, decide to become lock-pickers for heroism, increase their net worth through computer hacking, wonder what happened to the waterbed, learn the secret meaning behind Piano Man, and honor the fantastical strength of Dirty Ol’ Bastard. Enjoy!

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In today’s show Chas and David survey the fallen shrapnel and find a reason to unify the country, rank celebrities that they never need to see again, and devise a wet noodle challenge to determine which country provides the most delicious, dynamic, and delectable bowl of sustenance on the planet. Enjoy!

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In today's show Chas and David celebrate the peace treatise and Chas attempts to bury old grudges as spandex laden cyclists plague the streets of Cardiff, artless business owners find identity in uniformity, EV drivers reveal a shocking blindspot, and one celebrity's partner brings down an entire family's legacy. Enjoy!

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In today’s show and under the spell of Nic Cage’s “The Surfer”, Chas and David survey the pros and cons of localism, how does a society best protect a local resource, is violence ever justifiable, can over crowding and over population ever be reversed, are we all living through a fever dream, and is it  virtuous to never leave your childhood playground? Enjoy!

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In today’s show Chas and David attempt to rank life’s most miserable endeavors, wonder who Bad Bunny is, explain why golfing makes you a bad husband, discover why American’s are so obnoxious, and dive way too deep into celebrity gossip through the gateway drug of chicken fries. Enjoy!

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In today’s show Chas and David survey the increasingly kooky United States and attempt to apply proven surf etiquette to navigate the land of. They wonder when context ceased to matter, how self awareness lost cultural value, why reinforcing one’s limited belief system replaced increasing one’s knowledge, and learn from one prosaic comedian how to thrive outside of predetermined rule book. Enjoy!

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