In today’s show Chas and David learn about the Hanks family’s perverse habits, learn which career’s AI will replace, marvel at Timothée Chalamet’s shallow understanding of his craft, revel in the Internet’s pile on, survey the ravages on mental health of early childhood fame, and discover the single best behaved country on the planet. Plus Heroes and Zeroes! Enjoy!

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In today’s show Chas and David reflect on their path to becoming conspiracy theorists, weigh-in on the classics like whether the moon landing was faked and whether 9/11 was an inside job, and then analyze Firewire being selected by Kelly Slater to win Stab In The Dark and determine who suffers from this fixed contest, who wins (if anyone), and determine why access journalism leads down a narrowing road with diminishing returns. Plus Heroes and Zeroes! Enjoy.

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In today’s show Chas and David discuss the overly exuberant male and ponder when is it appropriate to showcase an unbridled emotional outburst, is it ever socially acceptable to celebrate someone else’s win more than the winner themselves, is dignity worth sacrificing for the relief of impassioned purge, and they discuss precisely whom to hold accountable for the Epstein files cover-up. Plus Heroes and Zeros!

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In today’s show Chas and David share notes from a real life dystopia where AI bots are writing Yelp reviews of their human programers and renting human’s to do real world tasks, and then the boys assess which Hollywood films accurately predicted the AI era and which scripts a far too benevolent robot world-scape. Plus Heroes and Zeros!

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In today’s show Chas and David learn that hard lesson that being a good father comes with consequence, learn that political radicalization is big business, and Chas subjects David to a citizenship examination to expose his level of Americanism while David exposes the real reason behind Stanley Kubrick’s death and the disfiguring of his masterpiece. Plus Heroes and Zeros! Enjoy!

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In today’s show Chas and David embrace six additional weeks of Winter and glorify childhood spent on the slopes, speculate on Catherine O’Hara’s backwards guts, Pour One Out for socially conscious celebrities, question what happened after Black Swan ended, designate Bill Murray Day, and learn that curing cancer comes with a devastating risk. Plus Heroes and Zeros! Enjoy!

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In today’s episode Chas and David survey the wild landscape of adult tattletales, those who find refuge in HR, the ideologists who leverage law enforcement to thwart political opposition, what one’s moral obligation is upon discovering a friend’s affair, and they find the exact boundary line of virtuous tattletaling. Plus Heroes and Zeros! Enjoy!

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In today’s episode Chas and David attempt to answer the call of their childhood while fighting to ween themselves from industrial food manufacturing, doubling their protein intake, purging deli meats, trying to find an edible dairy cow, and make the shock discovery that Stephen King may actually suck at writing. Plus Heroes and Zeros! Enjoy!

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In today’s episode Chas and David finally find appreciation for one of Hollywood’s notorious Lotharios, become convinced about the powers of telepathy, suffer a moment of profound dumbness, discover that Epstein drew the line at homosexuality, find acceptance from a rock guitar legend, and the world’s richest man reveals a perversion that should outrage all of humanity. Plus Heroes and Zeros! Enjoy!

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In today’s episode Chas and David glean lessons from “the greatest athlete on the planet” and strategize for how to win any barroom Olympics, they try to understand the rules of modern Imperialism, attempt to quantify the real cost of oil, and offer a blueprint for how to make a career out of your passion. Plus Heroes and Zeros! Enjoy!

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