In today’s show special guest Matt Warshaw joins to reveal a surprising truth while David shows astounding ignorance and Chas serves the ultimate Christmas reminder, if one doesn’t learn from history then they are doomed to repeat it. Enjoy!

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In today’s Luigi Mangione themed episode Chas and David attempt define if and when homicide is justifiable, does social banditry supersede the rule of law, are the wealthy less valuable to society, and will history paint Luigi to be a folk hero or heinous miscreant? 

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In today’s show, in light a recent nepotistic pardon, Chas and David determine who else among us deserves ultimate forgiveness? Are you among the great societal offenders and do you deserve unconditional pardon? Learn how to eradicate the scourge and move into a more civilized utopia.

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Thanksgiving is upon us. Family chats are liable to turn hostile. In today’s show Chas provides a guide for elevating trans talk from contentious to educational, entertaining, and dare I say, jovial! Woke is so 2023 so let’s Transition into a new us. Enjoy!

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In today’s show the boys return from the future with precise mathematical insights for much an adult male should attempt nobility and rot; in their fashion, their muscle tone, their hairstyle, and their passionate pursuits. Plus David details how to fake your death and start a new life. Enjoy!

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In today’s show Chas and David celebrate Leonardo Dicaprio’s birthday with a guide how to avoid the indignities of self-celebration, being sung to at a restaurant, perpetually dating 25 year olds, and explain why Martha Stewart might be the ultimate catch. Enjoy!

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In today’s show Chas tamps down the election fervor with a reminder that amusement can, and should, be found in all of life’s pursuits and charts a course to thrive through any political fallout via art, food, and indulgence. Learn how herein! Enjoy!

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Today’s episode of Noble Rot is brought to you by Laird Hamilton! How to hold your breath for 5 minutes, the virtue of a chaste life, how dogs can sniff out wife beaters, and why there is no such thing as an excuse. Chas and David ascend to alpha male status in todays episode. Behold!

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In today’s show, while our Presidential candidates “work the fry”, Chas and David reflect back on their first jobs, chart how menial jobs led to careers, and identify the moment where youthful enthusiasm to earn shifted to a lifetime of resentful ire. Enjoy!

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Today's mega-episode finds Chas and David at the world-famous Boardroom Show. Smith hunkered down in a Weekend Van interviewing a who's who of surfers, shapers, mathematicians, dear listeners, hall-of-famers and doctors while David worked the floor. The conversations are fun, loose and come from every corner of the surf world even though Noble Rot is decidedly anti-surf talk. Rules, however, were made to be broken. Enjoy!

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