In today’s show Chas and David survey the increasingly kooky United States and attempt to apply proven surf etiquette to navigate the land of. They wonder when context ceased to matter, how self awareness lost cultural value, why reinforcing one’s limited belief system replaced increasing one’s knowledge, and learn from one prosaic comedian how to thrive outside of predetermined rule book. Enjoy!

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In today’s show Chas and David attempt to process witnessing a political assassination and the accompanying deluge of intense, vitriolic rhetoric and opinions that flooded their lives these past days, they seek a return to cynicism, an abandonment of labels, and wonder what level of atrocity would actually incite gun reform. Enjoy.

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In today’s show Chas and David receive a flood of disappointment feedback as the quiet scourge of middle aged men reveals itself, learn a hard truth from the Baseball Karen, bid good riddance to Howard Stern, bank on the healing powers of psychedelics, and seek to find self esteem in something other than their output. Enjoy!

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In today’s show Chas and David dive headlong into a world of disappointment to better understand why they feel inadequate, study the plague of expectation, reflect on sad Christmases, learn how looking inward can fix those around around you, and reveal what we can all learn from Tanner with the Tism. Enjoy!

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In today’s show Chas and David reveal their happy places and dive deep into the phenomenon of Disney adults, wax nostalgic about early 00’s surf stars, gag on ostentatious displays of blueberries, salivate over the perfection of a plate lunch, and attempt to decide if Jussie Smollet hired his own lynchers. Enjoy!

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In today’s show Chas outlines the Art Of The Deal and explains why Regis Philbin was a fashion icon, David plots to get 1% better every day to reverse aging, and the boys advise to never win an argument with your spouse, and determine that how you negotiate reveals how you value yourself and others. Enjoy!

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In today’s show Chas and David wonder how one misplaces $90 million, what could go wrong with buying an occult museum, question when they became conspiracy theorists, warn that computer sciences are the language of the devil, and revel at the opportunity to clap some Alien cheeks. Enjoy!

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In today’s show Chas and David dive into the race debate to determine whether Sydney Sweeney’s genes are superior, out Liam Neeson’s publicity stunt, pay long overdue homage to Jayne Mansfield, question the quality of our nation’s security guards, and explain why you should rent a grandma. Enjoy!

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In today’s show Chas and David find humor in the absurdity and question why Late Night wasn’t cancelled long ago, learn that AI perception is now reality, discover that drugs and alcohol will net 5 bonus years to one’s life, question whether comedy can outmuscle politics, and find the void of journalism being filled by the most unlikely source. 

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In today’s show Chas and David stare into the Jumbotron and map a path for ex-Astronomer CEO’s next $10 million, explain why feeling validation will have lovers risk it all, take bets on how long until the Epstein files get leaked, tremble at the reality of a Palantir surveillance state, and learn why you should fear the might MRI. Enjoy!

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