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Attention, Noble Idiots!
This week, Captain Bagels, Zero, and Frame march into the chaotic world of Major Payne (1995), the comedy classic starring Damon Wayans as the toughest Marine ever assigned to babysit a group of misfit cadets.
Join us as we break down the movie's funniest moments, memorable quotes, outrageous training methods, and whether Major Payne's leadership style belongs in the military, a summer camp, or a maximum-security prison.
Along the way we'll tackle trivia, hand out our Noble Idiot awards, discuss The Good, The Bad, and The Funny, and determine where Major Payne lands on the official Noble Thoughts by Idiots rating scale.
So grab your little engine that could, straighten those uniforms, and prepare for a full inspection of this 90s comedy favorite.
Noble Idiots, hear us out... maybe the best way to motivate a child is not by telling them the story of the little engine that could.
Good Intentions. Bad Execution. Goofy Conversations.
In this episode of Noble Thoughts by Idiots, we review Spectral — a sci-fi action film that blends military tech, experimental weapons, and ghost-like enemies into one very ambitious package.
We break down what Spectral gets right, where it stumbles, and how well its science, technology, and timeline hold up today. From cool concepts and tactical gear to pacing, plot logic, and “wait… does that make sense?” moments, we align the timeline and see if this movie earns its place in the sci-fi conversation.
No experts. No snobs. Just noble thoughts… by idiots.
🎬 Spoilers Discussed
🎧 Best enjoyed if you’ve already seen the movie
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"Fearless First" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
"Oppressive Gloom" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
Exit the Premises by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3728-exit-the-premises
Big Rock by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3436-big-rock
Holiday Weasel by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5517-holiday-weasel
Sneaky Snitch by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4384-sneaky-snitch
Darkest Child by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3615-darkest-child
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
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Also Sprach Zarathustra (feat. Richard Strauss) by Sascha Ende
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5730-also-sprach-zarathustra
Cinematic Suspense Series Episode 009 by Sascha Ende®
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/8224-cinematic-suspense-series-episode-009
Deadly Roulette by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3625-deadly-roulette
Severe Tire Damage by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5004-severe-tire-damage
Souljacker by Sascha Ende
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/3239-souljacker
Strength Of The Titans by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5744-strength-of-the-titans
Hall of the Mountain King by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3845-hall-of-the-mountain-king
Cinematic Suspense Series Episode 007 by Sascha Ende
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/7128-cinematic-suspense-series-episode-007
Dreams by Sascha Ende
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/7284-dreams
Dreams by Sascha Ende
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/7284-dreams
Halloween Atmosphere 2018 by Sascha Ende
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/3234-halloween-atmosphere-2018
MoonPhase by Lilo Sound
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6939-moonphase
Spc X2x (Unseen Presence) by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6738-spc-x2x-unseen-presence-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
The Noble Thoughts Crew Discuss the 1996 comedy Down Periscope.
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Music Credits:
Thief in the Night by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4521-thief-in-the-night
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Acid Trumpet by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song...License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b…
Chill Wave by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3498-chill-wave
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Cold Funk by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3522-cold-funk
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Exit the Premises by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3728-exit-the-premises
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Sneaky Snitch by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4384-sneaky-snitch
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
4bit Games by Sascha Ende
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5800-4bit-games
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Severe Tire Damage by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5004-severe-tire-damage
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Tuesday by Sascha Ende
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2992-tuesday
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Moving on With Peace and Calm by Jared Schoenlein
The Noble Thoughts Crew join together to discuss Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy from 2005.
Royalty Free Music Credit Below for Music Credits Section 1:
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Aquarium by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5738-aquarium
Cinematic Suspense Series Episode 008 by Sascha Ende®
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/7669-cinematic-suspense-series-episode-008
Deadly Roulette by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3625-deadly-roulette
Hall of the Mountain King by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3845-hall-of-the-mountain-king
Severe Tire Damage by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5004-severe-tire-damage
Souljacker by Sascha Ende
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/3239-souljacker
The Snow Queen by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4511-the-snow-queen
Tuesday by Sascha Ende
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2992-tuesday
Royalty Free Music Credit Below for Music Credits Section 2:
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Acid Trumpet by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song...
Cold Funk by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3522-cold-funk
Exit the Premises by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3728-exit-the-premises
Holiday Weasel by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5517-holiday-weasel
Sneaky Snitch by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4384-sneaky-snitch
Thief in the Night by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4521-thief-in-the-night
Moving on With Peace and Calm by Jared Schoenlein
The Noble Thoughts by Idiots Crew join together to discuss the cult classic film: Killer Klowns From Outer Space.
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Song Credits:
Songs Used Under License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Song Names:
Thief in the Night by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4521-thief-in-the-night
Acid Trumpet by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song...
Sneaky Snitch by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4384-sneaky-snitch
Darkest Child by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3615-darkest-child
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"Oppressive Gloom" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
Songs Used Under License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Song Names:
Cinematic Suspense Series Episode 007 by Sascha Ende
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/7128-cinematic-suspense-series-episode-007
Spc X2x (Unseen Presence) by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6738-spc-x2x-unseen-presence-
Dreams by Sascha Ende
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/7284-dreams
Halloween Atmosphere 2018 by Sascha Ende
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/3234-halloween-atmosphere-2018
MoonPhase by Lilo Sound
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6939-moonphase
Souljacker by Sascha Ende
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/3239-souljacker
Moving on With Peace and Calm by Jared Schoenlein
The Noble Thoughts Crew join together to talk about weird and technology-based stories.
Music:
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"Fearless First" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Outro:
Moving on With Peace and Calm by Jared Schoenlein
A short story of adventure in a cave.
Music Credits
Prelude and Action by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4236-prelude-and-action
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Sneaky Snitch by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4384-sneaky-snitch
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
The Noble Thoughts crew discusses "The Mandalorian: Season 2". Spoiler Cast.
Music from https://filmmusic.io
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Song List:
"Fearless First" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
Acid Trumpet by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song...
This House by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4525-this-house
Chill Wave by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3498-chill-wave
Cold Funk by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3522-cold-funk
Darkest Child by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3615-darkest-child
Exit the Premises by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3728-exit-the-premises
Holiday Weasel by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5517-holiday-weasel
Big Rock by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3436-big-rock
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"Oppressive Gloom" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
Sneaky Snitch by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4384-sneaky-snitch
The Builder by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4484-the-builder
The Show Must Be Go by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4509-the-show-must-be-go
License: Thief in the Night by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4521-thief-in-the-night
Moving on With Peace and Calm by Jared Schoenlein
Music Credits:
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"Fearless First" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Acid Trumpet by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song...
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b…
Chill Wave by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3498-chill-wave
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Cold Funk by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3522-cold-funk
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Darkest Child by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3615-darkest-child
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Holiday Weasel by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5517-holiday-weasel
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"Oppressive Gloom" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Sneaky Snitch by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4384-sneaky-snitch
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
License: Thief in the Night by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4521-thief-in-the-night
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Moving on With Peace and Calm by Jared Schoenlein
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