What can we say? We have no idea! But 1st Amendment expert Cathy Gellis does! In fact we feel so free that we’re subsequently ready to do another Poundstone Riddle Invitational!

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Although it might seem quaint by today’s scandal standards, Watergate was legitimately… criminal. And we’ve got actual Watergate prosecutor Jill Wine-Banks here to tell us all about it. And then we’ve got Ms. Hull here to tell us all about making stuff on a new “Toni’s Craft Corner!”

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Where do animals go when it rains? Where do they sleep? These seemingly simple questions have unsimple answers, but made simpler by our superguest, Dr. Eleanor Spicer Rice! And then, brace yourself for some hullabaloo- it’s “Mailbag! Controversy Edition."

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This week’s problems: “My husband avoids my family, he even bailed on my parents 70-year anniversary party.” “I’m the one my Dad’s widow doesn’t like.” Plus an update!

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Toni’s back, and she’s throwing a Family Game Night! First we’re attempting a new game - “We’re Having a Party.” And if we live through that, we’ll embark on a new edition of “Land Ho! with Toni Anita Hull!”

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Who knows how the upcoming elections are going to go? Dale Roy Robinson from Field Team 6 has some ideas, and he’s here to tell us how we can help make those ideas happen. And then, let’s all make self-improvement happen - it’s “Life Hacks with Captain Crinkle.”

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