THE CREW START THIS EPISODE WITH A WEEKLY RECAP BEFORE CELEBRATING WOMEN’S HISTORY MONTH WITH A SUSAN B. ANTHONY DISS. THEY BREAK DOWN LIL UZI’S METHOD OF KEEPING HIS GIRL, ATLANTA’S ALL-STAR WEEKEND FESTIVITIES, AND GET INTO A REVIEW OF DRAKE’S “SCARY HOURS 2” PROJECT. MEESE SPOILS SNOWFALL ONCE AGAIN AND KIRBY TELLS A STORY ABOUT HIS UNCLE.

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IN THIS WEEK’S EPISODE TOPKAT TALKS ABOUT HIS UPCOMING DATE WITH HIS NEW BARBER/HAIRDRESSER AND HER CUTTING PROCESS. KIRB DETERMINES HIS WORTH AND ASKS FOR A RAISE, AND ALSO ADDRESSES THE HUGE INCREASE IN ASIAN HATE CRIMES. GEE APPRECIATES CURREN$Y AND HIGHLIGHTS HIS MUSICAL OUTPUT OVER HIS CAREER AND REVIEWS HIS NEW ALBUM “COLLECTION AGENCY. MEESE GIVES A CERTIFIED LOVER BOY UPDATE AND TOUCHES ON THE NEW MUSIC THAT RELEASED THIS WEEK. THE CREW ALSO BROACHED THE TOPIC OF THE OLDEST WOMAN THEY WOULD DATE, BOBBY SHMURDA’S SELECTION OF WOMEN AFTER GETTING RELEASED FROM PRISON, AND A RECAP OF 225 DAY.

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THE CREW STARTS THIS EPISODE OFF WITH A VALENTINE’S DAY RECAP QUICKLY FOLLOWED BY MEESE CLAIMING SEX ISN’T A REAL GIFT. THEY DISCUSS WHETHER SIDE PIECES ARE MALICIOUS OR JUST OBLIVIOUS, GEE BREAKS DOWN A LEAKED MEEK MILL BAR ABOUT KOBE, AND DISCUSS THE HARD FREEZE THAT HIT THE SOUTHERN STATES LAST WEEK. OTHER TOPICS INCLUDE ALEXANDER WANG ALLEGEDLY SEXUALLY ASSAULTING PEOPLE, WOMEN HIDING THEIR BOYFRIENDS, NEW MUSIC FROM LIL YACHTY, KODAK BLACK, AND RICK ROSS’ TINY DESK PERFORMANCE

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FRIEND OF THE SHOW AND SINGER, FERLAN, COMES ON TO DISCUSS THE STRUGGLES OF SHOPPING AS A BIG GUY, HE CHECKS THE CREW ON SOME OF THEIR PAST MUSIC TAKES, AND THE CREW RACAPS THEIR WEEK.

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THE CREW KICKS THIS WEEK OFF WITH TOPKAT AND KIRBY SETTLING A SUPERBOWL BET, KIRBY TALKS ABOUT HIS WAITR ORDER BEING STOLEN, AND A $30 ONLYFANS SUBSCRIPTION. THE CREW RECAPS THEIR VALENTINES EXPECTATIONS AND DISCUSS COMMUNICATION ALONGSIDE THE NEW NETFLIX FILM MALCOLM AND MARIE.

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THIS WEEK THE CREW KICKS OFF THE EPISODE BY TELLING THEIR CRAZY CELEBRITY INTERACTIONS, MEESE ASKING BOOSIE FOR AN AUTOGRAPH IN THE 4TH GRADE, AND KNOWING WHO TO BEEF WITH. KIRBY AND TOPKAT AGREE TO A BET, UZI GETS A PINK DIAMOND IN HIS FOREHEAD, AND WHY KIRB THINKS “THE LITTLE THINGS” FEATURING ZENDAYA SUCKED. KIRB ALSO HAS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FOR CAUCASIAN WOMEN AFTER GEE HAS ANOTHER LYRIC BREAKDOWN OF A POOH SHIESTY RECORD.

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THIS WEEK THE NOIR VICE CREW TALK ABOUT TOP KAT GETTING TOO LIT AT JUANTHOUSAND’S ALBUM RELEASE PARTY AND WISH HIM A HAPPY BIRTHDAY, INVESTMENTS INTO DOGE, DATING WOMEN WITH DIRTY FEET, T.I. AND TINY ALLEGEDLY ABUSING WOMEN, AND WEIRDO’S MISHANDLING THE SILHOUETTE CHALLENGE ON SOCIAL MEDIA

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THIS WEEK THE CREW INTERVIEWS RAPPER JUANTHOUSAND AND BREAKDOWN HIS NEW ALBUM BORN 2 LOSE, SOME SECRET FEATURES ON THE ALBUM, AND HIS VISION. MEESE ALSO EXPLAINS WHY SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO HUG YOUR OPPS, TRUMP’S PARDONS FOR LIL WAYNE AND KODAK BLACK, AND JUANTHOUSAND’S VIEWS ON THE CURRENT CLIMATE IN HIPHOP.

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