Noisy Fulfillment: A Desperate Housewives Rewatch Podcast

In the season finale, Carlos faces prison for a hate crime, Mike finally learns the truth about Deirdre’s death, Tom decides to be a stay-at-home dad, Lynette is thrust back into the business world, Susan finds herself held hostage by Zach, and Rex passes away thinking that Bree is responsible for his condition. Meanwhile, your hosts reflect on this journey and say their goodbyes.

While Mike and Susan decide to move in together, Bree breaks off her relationship with George, who tries to turn her further away from Rex with a vicious lie. Thinking she is having an affair with Justin, Carlos breaks his house arrest to beat Justin up, landing Carlos in jail once again. Lynette interferes in Tom’s career once again with even worse consequences than before. Mike learns new information about Paul Young that leads him to take drastic action. A new family moves onto Wisteria Lane in the dead of night.

With Morty and Sophie back together, Susan and Julie’s life can get back to normal.  Lynette works to spice things up with Tom. Edie spots Bree and George in compromising situations. Gabby tells John he might be the father of her baby. Kendra reveals to Susan that Mike’s conviction was more complicated than she thinks. When Paul suddenly leaves town at Felicia’s insistence, Zach comes to live with her. Meanwhile, host Rachel confesses how much she doesn't know about running and Amanda recounts being mistaken for a Boston Marathon qualifier.

With Zach continuing to obsess over Julie, Susan becomes more desperate to keep her safe. Lynette learns that Tom's ex-girlfriend, Annabel, has taken a job alongside him. As Carlos prepares to go to prison, Gabrielle learns that she is pregnant. Bree's friendship with George becomes more than just annoying to Rex. 

Lynette learns that no good deed goes unpunished when she befriends Mrs. McClusky; Susan's mother decides to try to jump-start her and her daughter's love lives; Bree forces Andrew to talk to the family priest about his sexuality. Meanwhile, your hosts have heard your feedback about wanting a picture of them--and we'll get there.

While Susan is heartbroken, a visit from her mother adds insult to injury. Carlos' rage with Gabby hits a new height. Lynette and Bree clash over parenting. Felicia lets Zach in on more secrets about his family.

Juanita takes her daughter-in-law's affair with her to her grave, but even that finds a way to irritate Gabby; Mike hopes to explain his actions to Susan through a letter; Bree and Rex take more drastic steps to get through to Andrew; Edie's interested in her new contractor, but his attention is on Susan; Lynette's new mom-friend at Barcliff has a toxic husband. Meanwhile, your hosts discuss dating double standards and "Is it real or CGI?"

After Maisy Gibbons is arrested for prostitution, Bree and Rex work to cover up their involvement in the scandal; Carlos and Gabrielle's financial situation gets even nastier; Edie proves an unlikely "breakup nanny" for a heartbroken Susan; and Paul's antagonism with Felicia intensifies. Meanwhile, our hosts discuss how to show up for our friends and what head-lice and COVID-19 have in common.

While Mike and Susan find themselves spending a lot more time with law enforcement, Zach throws a pool party in the hopes of spending more time with Julie. Having found a condom in the laundry, Bree is livid that one of her children is having sex, but not the one she would've guessed. Lynette and Tom face another challenge in their relationship when Tom's career trajectory changes, and Gabby finds herself being blackmailed by a friend of John. Meanwhile, our hosts talk pie and how hard it would be to do wine tasting, charcuterie, and podcasting from separate jail cells.

It's Valentine's Day on Wisteria Lane! Against the backdrop of a crime spree involving the Scavo boys, we meet Lynette's sworn enemy: Karen McCluskey.  Rex finally reveals his secret needs to Bree. Mike and Susan face a major blow--or two--to their relationship. Gabby's situation as both an employee and employer takes a new turn. Meanwhile, our hosts talk chewed up astronaut memorabilia, safe words, and worst-case scenarios.