WHERE LIES THE STRANGLING FRUIT THAT CAME FROM THE HAND OF THE SINNER I SHALL BRING FORTH THE SEEDS OF THE DEAD TO SHARE WITH THE WORMS THAT GATHER IN THE DARKNESS AND SURROUND THE WORLD WITH THE POWER OF THEIR LIVES.  IYKYK.  :)  Songs.  Fighting.  Great guest!  SUPER DUPER LONG.  Enjoy this shit.  Take a break.  You need it.

Nothing prepares me for episodes like this one.  First off, it's back to the old looooooong episode for you!  Hope you like that sort of thing.   But this time it was just impossible choice after impossible choice.  Genuine sadness in the face of a totally made up exercise that means nothing, to no one.  Weird creatures, we humans and our attachments!  Anyway, cheers!  Grab a beverage and listen up!

Blah blah killer songs blah blah one winner.  You get the drill by now.  The crappy part is our Podcast recording platform ONCE AGAIN has screwed the pooch and cut out a piece of the recording.  Our producer has done their best to salvage the few minutes affected, but it still blows.  So sorry about that.   The songs this time, in fact, are killer.  But you knew that.  

Well, fuck.  The gypsies curse has struck and given us a bit of an audio blow in the middle of this episode.  Only a few minutes lost, but still stings. :)  That said, we got one out to you in two weeks!  It's a minor miracle!  Four more songs battle for supremacy, ONE SONG WILL REMAIN!!!!  MATTHEW INDULDGES IN FROG PORN THAT YOU SHOULD BE GLAD YOU CAN'T SEE WITH YOUR EARS!!!  END TIMES STUFF FOLKS!  Enjoy.

FINAL ROUND GO!!!!!  We are back with the show proper, and ready to wade through the remaining champions to find the VERY BEST NMN SONG OF ALL TIME (there isn't one, they all rule).  We are glad to be back, glad to be in your ears, and have a plan to be at least *more* regular.  Thanks for you patience, and enjoy!!!  Also, make sure to send an audio file explaining what YOU think the best NMN song of all time should be to [email protected].  Just freakin' do it.

We're Freaking Back!!  For now.  We return NOT with the official start of the final round of our podcast, but with an episode where we talk about all of the other bests:  Best opening track, best closing track, best one-two punch, best sound effect of man pissing in bucket...you know, important stuff!  Also there is drunkness and technical difficulties.  You'll love it.  WE'VE MISSED YOU!!!!!

Here is our Round 2 Wrap Up!  We go through each episode, review our choices, lament our errors, and rescue three songs from the dustbin of history.  Our walk through the hall of shame was illuminating, remembering our votes, the good times, the bad times, the drunk times.  Join us, yell at us, celebrate us, throw your phones across the room in frustration.  Whatever, you can't hurt us.  See you in Round 3 fukcers!

Well, here we are.  The very end of the second round of our dumb choices.  Six songs are packed into this episode, and three limp forward into the final battle.  Eat it in bites, as we packed in 2.5 hours for ya.  Slowly Melting vs. Rag's and Bones (!?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOO!), Revenge vs. Something Dark Against Something Light, and Ashes vs. Stop It.  I don't know, I quit.  I can't make these choices anymore.  Luckily they don't matter.  We're cookin' up round 3, the final round, and will have some special episodes in the interim. No idea of the timing, but thanks for being with us as we do this meaningless exercise.  Y'all are amazing!

Don't blame us, them's the rules.  You don't get to abstain.  It's just the rules.  Dang.  Almost through all of the songs in round 2.  What will go through?  Will your babies be spared, or do we, like Solomon, cut that mewling sucker right down the spine?  Dunno, listen and find out.  It's The Day Everything Became Nothing vs. Self Pity and Oh, Canaduh vs. The Jungle.  Get it.

Hey nerds.  Happy Thanksgiving/Genocide Day for those who observe!  Look, this isn't a real episode. So don't feel obliged to listen.  Sorry if you got excited...or worried.  This is an episode where one of the hosts, Jordon, does the thing he said he wouldn't do...say how you can throw small bills at the podcast. Not for him, but for art.  Anyway, it's short.  Listen.  If you feel moved to help support the art mentioned there-in, you can do so here: https://theimaginists.org/support-the-imaginists