WE'RE NOT QUITE DEAD!  WE THINK WE'LL GO FOR A WALK!!  Welp, we crawled our asses back to the mic to bring you nearly 2 1/2 hours of rambling dumbshittery!  YOU'RE WELCOME!  Good songs are laid upon the altar of sacrifice this ep.  And some painful reminders of old songs long dead.  Who's dumbshit idea was this anyway?  In any event, it was a hoot being back on the mic to talk about this genius band. We hope you enjoy, and as always we'll do our best to get back much sooner than we have been.  

ANOTHER ONE! ANOTHER ONE!  We dive back in with yet another culling of the field.  Blood soaks the loam of the musical fen as mists writhe around the ankles of the victorious pugilists.  I get drunk.  We opine about how great it is to be back on the mic.  We missed each other.  We missed the podcast.  We missed you.  Enjoy!!

WHERE LIES THE STRANGLING FRUIT THAT CAME FROM THE HAND OF THE SINNER I SHALL BRING FORTH THE SEEDS OF THE DEAD TO SHARE WITH THE WORMS THAT GATHER IN THE DARKNESS AND SURROUND THE WORLD WITH THE POWER OF THEIR LIVES.  IYKYK.  :)  Songs.  Fighting.  Great guest!  SUPER DUPER LONG.  Enjoy this shit.  Take a break.  You need it.

Nothing prepares me for episodes like this one.  First off, it's back to the old looooooong episode for you!  Hope you like that sort of thing.   But this time it was just impossible choice after impossible choice.  Genuine sadness in the face of a totally made up exercise that means nothing, to no one.  Weird creatures, we humans and our attachments!  Anyway, cheers!  Grab a beverage and listen up!

Blah blah killer songs blah blah one winner.  You get the drill by now.  The crappy part is our Podcast recording platform ONCE AGAIN has screwed the pooch and cut out a piece of the recording.  Our producer has done their best to salvage the few minutes affected, but it still blows.  So sorry about that.   The songs this time, in fact, are killer.  But you knew that.  

Well, fuck.  The gypsies curse has struck and given us a bit of an audio blow in the middle of this episode.  Only a few minutes lost, but still stings. :)  That said, we got one out to you in two weeks!  It's a minor miracle!  Four more songs battle for supremacy, ONE SONG WILL REMAIN!!!!  MATTHEW INDULDGES IN FROG PORN THAT YOU SHOULD BE GLAD YOU CAN'T SEE WITH YOUR EARS!!!  END TIMES STUFF FOLKS!  Enjoy.

FINAL ROUND GO!!!!!  We are back with the show proper, and ready to wade through the remaining champions to find the VERY BEST NMN SONG OF ALL TIME (there isn't one, they all rule).  We are glad to be back, glad to be in your ears, and have a plan to be at least *more* regular.  Thanks for you patience, and enjoy!!!  Also, make sure to send an audio file explaining what YOU think the best NMN song of all time should be to [email protected].  Just freakin' do it.

We're Freaking Back!!  For now.  We return NOT with the official start of the final round of our podcast, but with an episode where we talk about all of the other bests:  Best opening track, best closing track, best one-two punch, best sound effect of man pissing in bucket...you know, important stuff!  Also there is drunkness and technical difficulties.  You'll love it.  WE'VE MISSED YOU!!!!!

Here is our Round 2 Wrap Up!  We go through each episode, review our choices, lament our errors, and rescue three songs from the dustbin of history.  Our walk through the hall of shame was illuminating, remembering our votes, the good times, the bad times, the drunk times.  Join us, yell at us, celebrate us, throw your phones across the room in frustration.  Whatever, you can't hurt us.  See you in Round 3 fukcers!

Well, here we are.  The very end of the second round of our dumb choices.  Six songs are packed into this episode, and three limp forward into the final battle.  Eat it in bites, as we packed in 2.5 hours for ya.  Slowly Melting vs. Rag's and Bones (!?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOO!), Revenge vs. Something Dark Against Something Light, and Ashes vs. Stop It.  I don't know, I quit.  I can't make these choices anymore.  Luckily they don't matter.  We're cookin' up round 3, the final round, and will have some special episodes in the interim. No idea of the timing, but thanks for being with us as we do this meaningless exercise.  Y'all are amazing!