Don't blame us, them's the rules.  You don't get to abstain.  It's just the rules.  Dang.  Almost through all of the songs in round 2.  What will go through?  Will your babies be spared, or do we, like Solomon, cut that mewling sucker right down the spine?  Dunno, listen and find out.  It's The Day Everything Became Nothing vs. Self Pity and Oh, Canaduh vs. The Jungle.  Get it.

Hey nerds.  Happy Thanksgiving/Genocide Day for those who observe!  Look, this isn't a real episode. So don't feel obliged to listen.  Sorry if you got excited...or worried.  This is an episode where one of the hosts, Jordon, does the thing he said he wouldn't do...say how you can throw small bills at the podcast. Not for him, but for art.  Anyway, it's short.  Listen.  If you feel moved to help support the art mentioned there-in, you can do so here: https://theimaginists.org/support-the-imaginists

KAIJU ALERT!!!!  The rumbling of giant feet echo across the horizon, their roars screaming as they fill the void!!!  It's Long Days vs. End of All Things and Life Like vs. The River!  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.  Everyone drinks this time, and fun is had by all (most).  There are only a few episodes left in this inglorious Round 2, what will survive and move ahead, and which gets buried in the ancient burial ground destined to haunt a future suburban family?  Tune and and find out.

I think this is a hell of an episode, we hope you enjoy it!  Only one of us gets drunk, I'll let you figure out who.  This week it's Junk vs. Humans and The Rape vs. Stocktaking.  Goddamn these are some great songs.  Get your ass in gear and get ready to judge us as we make the uninformed choices we have doomed ourselves to make.

Man...sometimes we record an episode, and after it's done I want to go back and just hit delete.  But I don't.  You have to suffer through this if I do.  It's a good episode, I just question my judgement and blathering more than usual.  But, also, every podcast needs a villain and I'm doing my part to live up to the role.  This week it's Bitches Brew vs. I Think You Know and The Phone Call vs. Dad!  Dive in, nerds, and suffer.

World's nicest Human Andy Kerr joins the three Nomeansnerd's to talk about flatware, and hundreds of other interesting topics!  Special Note:  We recorded this episode on video, so seeks us out on Youtube if you'd like to see this one with some faces.  The last part of this episode features Andy pulling some surprise items out of a NMN grab bag, and while it works just fine on audio only, it's probably enhanced by seeing the visuals.  Anyway, we're so grateful to Andy for sitting down with us, and all of the support he's given our dumb effort these past three years.  Enjoy!   

Back again!  With our dumb hot takes!  Take our takes!  TAKE THEM!  This week it's No Sex vs. One and the Same vs. When Putting It All In Order vs. I've Got A Gun.  More great songs and questionable commentary, and a hell of a lot of fun and nerding out.  Enjoy!  And remember, everyone's got a hole.

An important message from host Jordon Flato.

This week we're joined by a very very special guest:  Jordon's son Parker!  Parker is a literal lifelong NMN fan, and out-nerds all of us in the best way possible.  This week we pit Heaven is the Dust Beneath My Shoes vs. Rise and Madness and Death vs. Ghosts.  As always, the choices are hard, the votes are wrong, and the hosts are tipsy.  Sorry, as always, that this one is so delayed.  But hey, it's 2.5 hours.  That should tide you over for a bit.

Back again, with four great songs we stupidly compare and contrast.  Also, Jordon briefly becomes Alex Jones before realizing his error.  Victory vs. Land of the Living and Who Fucked Who vs. Old.  Songs spanning the history of the band...which do we blithely toss to the side and which join Milkis on the dais?  Tune in and get pissed!